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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
Explosion in the bathroom everywhere at 6am this morning! 
Now wondering how long it's going to last and if I will be going into work tomorrow or if I'll be sitting on the loo all week!
Hoping it's not my blood pressure pills causing it.
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Today, 08:48
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#9662
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by SnoopZ
Explosion in the bathroom everywhere at 6am this morning!
Now wondering how long it's going to last and if I will be going into work tomorrow or if I'll be sitting on the loo all week!
Hoping it's not my blood pressure pills causing it. |
is that code for the shits
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Today, 08:54
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by papa smurf
is that code for the shits
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I've never known anything like it, a fart is not necessarily a fart, at least I wasn't in bed!
The pills I found are 16 years out of date..... But still taking them.
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Today, 09:04
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by SnoopZ
I've never known anything like it, a fart is not necessarily a fart, at least I wasn't in bed!
The pills I found are 16 years out of date..... But still taking them.
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i would say given the reaction your body has had and their age these pills are unsafe
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Today, 09:11
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke 
Why you taking gone off stuff that'll most likely add to your arse pains hahaha lol
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Today, 09:12
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by papa smurf
i would say given the reaction your body has had and their age these pills are unsafe
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These pills are being taken after the events.
Edit
New pills now, life feels normal again until the next fart...
Last edited by SnoopZ; Today at 10:11.
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Today, 10:11
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
Probably just the body telling you, in its quaint little way, that you may have eaten something that was slightly dodgy.
The good news is it probably isn't Ebola or Dengue fever . . but I'm not a doctor 
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Today, 10:20
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by Carth
Probably just the body telling you, in its quaint little way, that you may have eaten something that was slightly dodgy.
The good news is it probably isn't Ebola or Dengue fever . . but I'm not a doctor |
Your comment again hasn't disappointed!
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Today, 10:23
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
Super glue your bum cheeks together then jump and clap
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Today, 10:29
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by SnoopZ
These pills are being taken after the events.
Edit
New pills now, life feels normal again until the next fart...
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It's called sharting 
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Today, 10:31
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Today, 11:09
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
Boiler's just tripped out and won't reset.
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Today, 11:34
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by GrimUpNorth
Boiler's just tripped out and won't reset.
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Thermal trip?
First time trying the central heating?
Pump jammed?
Low pressure?
Exhaust gas vent blocked or fan jammed?
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Today, 11:45
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Thermal trip?
First time trying the central heating?
Pump jammed?
Low pressure?
Exhaust gas vent blocked or fan jammed?
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sounds like one of those shaking of the head and sucking of the teeth jobs,before being told you need a new house
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Today, 11:59
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates
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Originally Posted by Carth
Thermal trip?
First time trying the central heating?
Pump jammed?
Low pressure?
Exhaust gas vent blocked or fan jammed?
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Working fine this morning.
Quote:
Originally Posted by papa smurf
sounds like one of those shaking of the head and sucking of the teeth jobs,before being told you need a new house
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Worse than that, Mrs G is wanting a shower and doesn't do cold.
Have got cover on the house insurance and plumber coming between 4 and 8pm today.
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