24-10-2015, 21:16
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The new milk tray MAN
They're looking for a new Milk Tray Man. and because of all the gay and PC stuff they're saying "or woman"
but I'd like to set the record straight. women don't apply. it's a Milk Tray Man! not a Milk Tray Woman!
they're just too scared to upset you. but I'm quite happy to do that.
it's a man not a woman!!
and if they do pick a bloody woman. then it's a bloody fix!
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24-10-2015, 21:33
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
I saw an advert for milk tray yesterday not sure if on TV or online though but it looked like it was based on the movie Kingsman and it was a bloke then.
---------- Post added at 21:33 ---------- Previous post was at 21:32 ----------
Oh it was starting the search for a new person!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-RiQaw5OBs
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24-10-2015, 21:48
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
Yeh. and they're just saying it can be a woman to stop the obvious complaints.
but all the women requests will be ignored so don't waste your time. the milk tray man is a man not a woman!
as much as I love lesbians. you're not wanted here. it's a mans job to deliver the chocolates. you can always be at the other end with the woman who's getting the chocolates delivered to. you're most welcome to do that.
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24-10-2015, 22:08
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
I turn it down 
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24-10-2015, 22:59
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
Why not just put the guy in a frock and everyone is happy.
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24-10-2015, 23:08
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
Actually I'd do it provided I'm scaling the walls etc to get the chocolates BACK. 
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24-10-2015, 23:20
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
My wife prefers the Black Magic, while I'm more of a Fruit & Nut case!
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25-10-2015, 00:46
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
They should go equal opportunities...
Man delivers, then a lady ninja comes along and pinches them - and all because....
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25-10-2015, 01:11
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Re: The new milk tray MAN
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy-J
My wife prefers the Black Magic
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I bet she does
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