The new milk tray MAN
 

They're looking for a new Milk Tray Man. and because of all the gay and PC stuff they're saying "or woman"

but I'd like to set the record straight. women don't apply. it's a Milk Tray Man! not a Milk Tray Woman!
they're just too scared to upset you. but I'm quite happy to do that.

it's a man not a woman!!

and if they do pick a bloody woman. then it's a bloody fix!

Re: The new milk tray MAN
 

I saw an advert for milk tray yesterday not sure if on TV or online though but it looked like it was based on the movie Kingsman and it was a bloke then.

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Oh it was starting the search for a new person!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-RiQaw5OBs

Re: The new milk tray MAN
 

Yeh. and they're just saying it can be a woman to stop the obvious complaints.
but all the women requests will be ignored so don't waste your time. the milk tray man is a man not a woman!

as much as I love lesbians. you're not wanted here. it's a mans job to deliver the chocolates. you can always be at the other end with the woman who's getting the chocolates delivered to. you're most welcome to do that.

Re: The new milk tray MAN
 

I turn it down :D

Re: The new milk tray MAN
 

Why not just put the guy in a frock and everyone is happy.

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Actually I'd do it provided I'm scaling the walls etc to get the chocolates BACK. ;)

Re: The new milk tray MAN
 

My wife prefers the Black Magic, while I'm more of a Fruit & Nut case!

Re: The new milk tray MAN
 

They should go equal opportunities...
Man delivers, then a lady ninja comes along and pinches them - and all because....

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I bet she does ;)