Jeez - you go away for a few hours and ...
Dephormation : Can I join you lot instead?
Why yes - There is, of course, an entry examination. However, having looked at your CV , the committee feels that your application would be successful.
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Phorm has initially populated the OIX with data gathered from BT, Virgin and Carphone Warehouse on users’ Internet browsing habits.
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More than interesting if true.
1) BT et al (including VM) were
all running illegal trials.
2) Said Pimps were not running illegal trials but "data gathered" was already to hand - err.. from what pre-existing system?
3) Like all the illegal activities of BT (et al?) - they only involved a statistically insignificant number of offences and so they should not be prosecuted.
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thanks Pheonix labs, still no working version for us Vista users I note
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Look, I can't stress this enough - defence against the coming Phorm is not an option. Working out how successful your bomb shelter might be is an admission that you will be bombed.
AH and your "reply" (where to start?)
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Thank you for your email and of course I am disappointed to hear about the proposed subject of your dissertation.
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I imagine you are!
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As you know BT has confirmed that we conducted two *small scale* technical tests of a prototype advertising platform, one during September - October 2006 and the other in June 2007. In each instance, a *small number of customers* on one Internet exchange
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Last night I burgled
only three houses. As you will agree, compared to the 25,000,000 homes I could have burgled, this is indeed a small scale burglary and therefore I shouldn't be prosecuted. Unfortunately I was caught and have to now stand trial. Not to worry - I fully intend to produce you in my defence.
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Absolutely no personally identifiable information was processed, stored or disclosed during this test. BT has no way of knowing - because the trial was completely anonymous
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A feature you seem to be relying on in your "we don't know who we wire-tapped" defence. Nice - the prosecution can't produce a body - therefore no crime.
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before any new technologies are deployed
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Err... that would be your new technology "BT Webwise helps to increase your protection against online fraud and make your Internet browsing more relevant." (by wire-tapping your Internet communications in perpetuity)
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BT took legal advice at the time, both BT and Phorm have obtained extensive legal and other external advice on Webwise functionality over the last two years.
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Would you care to publish the names and/or companies that this legal advice came from?
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Customers who opt out will not come into contact with any Phorm-managed equipment
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Given that you cannot be trusted to even "fess up" to your prior activities - what guarantees do your customers get that this will be the case?
lets see... We (BT et al) were approached by a spyware company who pointed out that the only reason their last venture failed was that "consumers" could get rid of their wares using any reasonable virus scanner. You, BT, felt that their latest scam - putting their wares into your exchanges, away from the virus scanner, was indeed a great idea so long as your cut of the proceeds was right. You then go on to break all "consumer" trust (and perhaps more than a few laws) testing this new "cash cow" - and you get caught. Just to be clear here, you now want us to trust you when you say .. everything is OK - trust us .. insignificant..<blah> ...
You do of course realise that Phorm (and by extension you) have no business plan if we "will not come into contact with any Phorm-managed equipment" having opted out.
They have sold this to you and their customers based on everyone being "in". let's face it, on asking "do you want your net connection wire-tapped?" is unlikely to get a great response.
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The BT Privacy Policy and BT Total Broadband Service Terms will be amended accordingly.
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No - they won't. What you are suggesting is that your illegal activities can be nullified by simply unilaterally changing a contract.
You have gotten away with changes to T&C mid contract for far too long. Your latest scam has shown your customers that,
like any other business contract, you cannot unilaterally change the terms mid stream. Lets face it where would our entire business led system be if I could just change a contract to suit my ends at any point in the future.
"Dear Bank, I now no longer wish to pay you X% interest on my loan, it simply doesn't suit my current lifestyle - signed me." Err... don't think so.
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we are already developing a solution for customers that do not want the service - that removes the need for 'opt-out' cookies altogether.
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Wait one moment... I was under the impression that
"Customers who opt out will not come into contact with any Phorm-managed equipment". Perhaps someone else should read your statements before you publish them? Contrary to your earlier statement we will indeed
"come into contact with any Phorm-managed equipment" but you are "working on" an alternative?
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I should also stress that prior to the announcement BT thoroughly researched Webwise and was encouraged by the very positive consumer response to the service.
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May we see the "thorough research" you know, terms of reference, questions, sample size, your conclusions, anything really because I have some "research" that says you are wrong. I can't produce it here on an open forum of course because that would be just stupid.
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Clearly our customer's privacy is extremely important to us
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Yea, we can see that. I generally wire-tap my customers when the need arises. Business is business after all.
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Information on users’ browsing is completely anonymous. The system doesn't store personally identifiable information, doesn't store URLs, IP addresses
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No, after all, only
you have information such as IP addresses or postal addresses and we really trust you not to link the two. The same way we trust you not to wire tap our connections (then lie about it) and give the results to a spyware company. Yep, you have convinced me.
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Webwise does not scan webmail pages so our customers emails on <...> are not scanned.
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So that would be all the companies that are big enough to take you to court and destroy you. However, what about my service providers? Am I to take it that if they are not in the big league then who cares? There is in fact no way you can "blacklist" the millions of "sensitive" services that move across port 80.
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No data is passed outside of BT's network
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So what is Phorm for - just dump them and run the whole system internally, yourselves.
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Webwise privacy standards have been verified by <....>
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Are the named entities like the legal opinion that you purchased around the same time? Can you get your money back?
Mirror mirror on the wall ...
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To summarise, our customer research shows that lots of people would be keen to see advertisements that are relevant to their interests
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Again - see earlier point - where can we view the "research". I know a guy who's "research" shows that "lots of people" would be keen to see all drugs made legal. I just don't know who is right anymore.
- signed confused