How long do you take on the toilet?
13-03-2008, 13:59
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How long do you take on the toilet?
I bet it isn't 2 years...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/..._in_bathroom_6
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Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years  so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police
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13-03-2008, 14:02
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
How odd 
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13-03-2008, 14:02
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
poor woman - i assume mad as box of frogs
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13-03-2008, 14:08
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
What did the boyfriend do for 2 years without a toilet?
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13-03-2008, 14:27
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
How come she didn't just stand up and leave?
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13-03-2008, 15:01
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
Talk about peeing your life away 
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13-03-2008, 15:06
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
That must be some sort of world record
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13-03-2008, 15:07
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
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How come she didn't just stand up and leave?
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She didn't want to.
Although the police are looking into whether he can be charged with something, he wasn't keeping her there, she was keeping herself there (until she became one with the toilet seat at least).
They're looking at neglect charges because he took 2 years to get external help for her.
I guess it's a bit like someone knowing their partner is anorexic but not forcing them to get help for 2 years, then facing charges.
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13-03-2008, 16:10
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
Very strange, not really surprised it was in the states though So for 2 years she sat there, what about visitors to the house, friends of the woman wondering what had gone on, where she was ?
Strange 
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13-03-2008, 17:08
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
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What did the boyfriend do for 2 years without a toilet?
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passed the po around.
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13-03-2008, 17:11
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
With Crohn's I do take the odd break from the loo, even though it seems like I've been stuck on it for the last 20 years but it's nothing compared to that though. Hard to take in really, totally bizarre.
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13-03-2008, 17:19
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
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She didn't want to.
Although the police are looking into whether he can be charged with something, he wasn't keeping her there, she was keeping herself there (until she became one with the toilet seat at least).
They're looking at neglect charges because he took 2 years to get external help for her.
I guess it's a bit like someone knowing their partner is anorexic but not forcing them to get help for 2 years, then facing charges.
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I presume he gave her food and water though. Not sure if you could charge someone for it though, since it was her own free will.
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13-03-2008, 17:20
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
I think this thread is taking the urine. At least she got value for money when spending that penny
\gets coat.
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13-03-2008, 18:52
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
Just when you think there is nothing bizarre left to know about. Must have been a damn sight more comfortable then the one i have also hats off to the girl as someone who has had a good night out and not managed to stay on one for 5 minutes the girl has stamina.
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13-03-2008, 19:00
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Re: How long do you take on the toilet?
Think of the time she saved instead of wandering off to the toilet each time she needed to grunt out a rolled-up phone book.
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