13-11-2004, 13:55
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Funny spam
A thread to share funny spam. I'll kick it off.........
Under a heading of :
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"Do you require to perceive first rate future morning time"
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I received the following e-mail:
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Our recent survey displays that it needs an average of just 1.3
drunkenness to induce a katzenjammer. But our tablets
assistances you evade hang-overs and waken feeling magnificent from caput
to abdomen and all over else.
Click this link
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...............wtf?! 
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13-11-2004, 16:16
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Re: Funny spam
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Originally Posted by Ramrod
A thread to share funny spam. I'll kick it off.........
Under a heading of : I received the following e-mail: ...............wtf?! |
I used to get loads of them on my hotmail account (when I still had it)
You couldn't make out what the hell they were saying, it was just random words 
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13-11-2004, 17:41
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Re: Funny spam
Hmmm.....
Emails containing nothing but random words.....
Sounds like every email I have ever sent whilst drunk!
Seriously though, I can't contribute to this thread as I never get any spam. I feel very left out.
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13-11-2004, 17:44
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Re: Funny spam
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
Hmmm.....
Emails containing nothing but random words.....
Sounds like every email I have ever sent whilst drunk!
Seriously though, I can't contribute to this thread as I never get any spam. I feel very left out.
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I know what you mean - what I do get is deleted without reading it, so I can only guess at the content, from the title......
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13-11-2004, 19:14
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Re: Funny spam
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
Hmmm.....
Emails containing nothing but random words.....
Sounds like every email I have ever sent whilst drunk!
Seriously though, I can't contribute to this thread as I never get any spam. I feel very left out.
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So you don't feel left out I'll send you half of mine. 
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13-11-2004, 19:16
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Re: Funny spam
Cool, thanks.
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16-11-2004, 21:00
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Re: Funny spam
This one amused me somewhat - a spam with some random words inserted.
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My lozenge is a full elemental herbal tablets
incorporating a mixture of weeds known for boosting intimate
longing and fulfilment. By victimization our lozenge you
should experience an addition in intimate craving, an improvement
in your size and discharge, too as increased power
and joy during sexual activeness.
click here
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16-11-2004, 21:03
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Re: Funny spam
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16-11-2004, 21:15
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Re: Funny spam
Are they random words or are they merely a product of really bad translation? 
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16-11-2004, 21:18
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Re: Funny spam
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Originally Posted by Ramrod
Are they random words or are they merely a product of really bad translation?
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You right Spam and "So Good" must be random words as they surely cant make sense in any language
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16-11-2004, 21:18
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Re: Funny spam
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Originally Posted by Ramrod
Are they random words or are they merely a product of really bad translation?
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They are random words designed to bypass the Bayesian filter. The first one may be funny. After that they are just as annoying as the rest.
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16-11-2004, 21:54
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Re: Funny spam
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Originally Posted by danielf
They are random words designed to bypass the Bayesian filter. The first one may be funny. After that they are just as annoying as the rest.
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Wierd, because they make the spam really annoying to read and hence very likely to be binned
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16-11-2004, 22:01
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Re: Funny spam
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Originally Posted by Ramrod
Wierd, because they make the spam really annoying to read and hence very likely to be binned
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I suppose the reasoning is that it is less likely to be filtered and therefore more likely to be read.
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