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Ramrod

13-11-2004 13:55

Funny spam

A thread to share funny spam. I'll kick it off.........
Under a heading of :

Quote:

"Do you require to perceive first rate future morning time"

I received the following e-mail:

Quote:

Our recent survey displays that it needs an average of just 1.3
drunkenness to induce a katzenjammer. But our tablets
assistances you evade hang-overs and waken feeling magnificent from caput
to abdomen and all over else.
Click this link

...............wtf?! :D

Electrolyte01

13-11-2004 16:16

Re: Funny spam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod

A thread to share funny spam. I'll kick it off.........
Under a heading of : I received the following e-mail: ...............wtf?! :D

I used to get loads of them on my hotmail account (when I still had it)

You couldn't make out what the hell they were saying, it was just random words :erm:

Raistlin

13-11-2004 17:41

Re: Funny spam

Hmmm.....

Emails containing nothing but random words.....

Sounds like every email I have ever sent whilst drunk!

Seriously though, I can't contribute to this thread as I never get any spam. I feel very left out.

homealone

13-11-2004 17:44

Re: Funny spam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

I know what you mean - what I do get is deleted without reading it, so I can only guess at the content, from the title......

Maggy

13-11-2004 19:14

Re: Funny spam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

So you don't feel left out I'll send you half of mine. ;)

Raistlin

13-11-2004 19:16

Re: Funny spam

Cool, thanks.

ntl customer

16-11-2004 21:00

Re: Funny spam

This one amused me somewhat - a spam with some random words inserted.

Quote:

My lozenge is a full elemental herbal tablets
incorporating a mixture of weeds known for boosting intimate
longing and fulfilment. By victimization our lozenge you
should experience an addition in intimate craving, an improvement
in your size and discharge, too as increased power
and joy during sexual activeness.

click here

gary_580

16-11-2004 21:03

Re: Funny spam

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Ramrod

16-11-2004 21:15

Re: Funny spam

Are they random words or are they merely a product of really bad translation? :scratch:

gary_580

16-11-2004 21:18

Re: Funny spam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod

Are they random words or are they merely a product of really bad translation? :scratch:

You right Spam and "So Good" must be random words as they surely cant make sense in any language

danielf

16-11-2004 21:18

Re: Funny spam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod

Are they random words or are they merely a product of really bad translation? :scratch:

They are random words designed to bypass the Bayesian filter. The first one may be funny. After that they are just as annoying as the rest.

Ramrod

16-11-2004 21:54

Re: Funny spam

Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf

They are random words designed to bypass the Bayesian filter. The first one may be funny. After that they are just as annoying as the rest.

Wierd, because they make the spam really annoying to read and hence very likely to be binned

danielf

16-11-2004 22:01

Re: Funny spam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod

Wierd, because they make the spam really annoying to read and hence very likely to be binned

I suppose the reasoning is that it is less likely to be filtered and therefore more likely to be read.

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