04-07-2003, 15:18
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Is this right?
First of, I PASSED MY FIRST AID EXAM...
Right, in all our first aid box's (at asda), we have packets of condoms.
Now, please can someone tell me why the heck we have condoms in a bloody first aid box?
and if anyone else at asda can tell me if its the same at their store?
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04-07-2003, 15:57
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04-07-2003, 16:02
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Originally posted by LooeyB
First of, I PASSED MY FIRST AID EXAM...
Right, in all our first aid box's (at asda), we have packets of condoms.
Now, please can someone tell me why the heck we have condoms in a bloody first aid box?
and if anyone else at asda can tell me if its the same at their store?
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Probes used for internal examinations in hospital are usually covered with a condom first, but I have no idea why you need them in a first aid kit, unless you're planning to play doctors and nurses in the first aid room, that is ... 
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04-07-2003, 16:04
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Originally posted by towny
Probes used for internal examinations in hospital are usually covered with a condom first, but I have no idea why you need them in a first aid kit, unless you're planning to play doctors and nurses in the first aid room, that is ...
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ahhhhhhhhhh adult doctors and nurses , you could have hit the nail on the head there :p :p :p :p
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04-07-2003, 16:04
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maybe its so the lubricant can be used, if an incident occurs when someone is in a tight and uneasy situation... altho i'm probs gueesin that Paulyoung666 has got the right idea with the joke!
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04-07-2003, 16:06
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04-07-2003, 16:07
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Originally posted by Seb
maybe its so the lubricant can be used, if an incident occurs when someone is in a tight and uneasy situation... altho i'm probs gueesin that Paulyoung666 has got the right idea with the joke!
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Given the subject under discussion, don't you think you ought to define what you mean by 'tight and uneasy situation' ... some dirty-minded folks might get the wrong idea ......... 
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04-07-2003, 16:08
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Well I hope ASDA remember to use their 'Role Back' policy when they use them!! {Slams the door behing him}
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04-07-2003, 16:09
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Originally posted by Seb
well i hope ASDa remember to use their 'Role Back' policy when they use them!! {Slams the door behing him}
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lmfao shit i just laughed out loud in my workplace..... oh dear....
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04-07-2003, 16:12
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Well... Erm.. Towny may be the 'check out operator' could get their finger stuck under the conveyor belt, and they have to easy it back out. The rubber conveyor belt may cause friction!!
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04-07-2003, 16:13
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Originally posted by Seb
Well... Erm.. Towny may be the 'check out operator' could get their finger stuck under the conveyor belt, and they have to easy it back out. The rubber conveyor belt may cause friction!!
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Well that's a relief. I thought we were being rude.
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04-07-2003, 16:26
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Originally posted by towny
Well that's a relief. I thought we were being rude.
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rude no , never ever , ic an think of loads of uses for vaseline apart from that :p :p :p :p
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04-07-2003, 16:45
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This has to be the most weird thread I have read on nthw to date!! Congrats on passing the exam. 
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04-07-2003, 16:47
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Congrats on passing the exam, its a useful thing to know.
As for the condoms, are you sure thats what they are?
There are "finger cots" that are like small condoms, but supposed
to go over individual fingers.
If they are real condoms then perhaps you ought to be consulting your personell people and ask them.
Someone would have made the decision, through some hefty laughs and wisecracks and there must be a good reason.
Or knowing Asda, a stupid one.
Perhaps they are there to infer that is OK for people to have sex in the store and its for protection to prevent any future liability 
Let us know when you find out why, I might suggest it for ours too, lol.
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04-07-2003, 18:25
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lol. nope, they are condoms weird.
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