14-10-2003, 08:29
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Coffee boosts Sperm
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14-10-2003, 13:17
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
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Originally Posted by downquark1
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bexy keeps away from men who drink coffee 
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Tobacco has no effect on sperm quality but can lead to erectile dysfunction, the same research has found.
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this surprises me actually....considering what the gov put on cig packets.....and also i heard menthol cigs were BAD for a bloke's sperm count 
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14-10-2003, 13:20
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster  Think I had better cut down my coffee intake 
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14-10-2003, 13:21
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
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It says that coffee helps motility but nothing about sperm count.....I always thought that caffein was bad for sperm count.
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14-10-2003, 13:22
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
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Originally Posted by Paul
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster Think I had better cut down my coffee intake |
maybe people will start using it as a "wonder drug" if they can't get preggers.....can imagine women all over the world, forcing their spouses to drink more coffee
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14-10-2003, 13:24
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
Will certainly help keep them awake a bit more
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14-10-2003, 13:25
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
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Will certainly help keep them awake a bit more |
indeed........... 
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14-10-2003, 13:27
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
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Originally Posted by Paul
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster Think I had better cut down my coffee intake |
Yes I was going to say this was a Kronas type post but, we promised not to make fun of him in another thread didn't we?
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14-10-2003, 13:32
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
Brings a new meaning to the question "How about coming back to my place for coffee?".
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14-10-2003, 14:46
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
How do they drink it though?
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14-10-2003, 14:50
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
Reminds self to stock up on the old Nescafe from Asda
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14-10-2003, 15:18
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
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Reminds self to stock up on the old Nescafe from Asda |
watch out men
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14-10-2003, 15:25
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
You know as soon as I saw this on the news this morning I knew that it would appear here.Only I though kronas would be the thread starter.I half won the bet with myself.I'm richer by 25p.I see Paul and I think along the same lines.
Now how do I persuade the old man to forswear coffee for the next 10 years?
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14-10-2003, 15:26
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
Hmm, do you rub it on?
Does it make the sperm more hyper, touchy & bitchy?
When it wears off, do the sperm then slow down to almost stopping, like what happens to me after drinking lots of coffee & it wearing off.
Does cappuchino make things go better than ordinary?
I'll say nowt about the chocolate bits... 
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14-10-2003, 17:09
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Re: Coffee boosts Sperm
will nescafe get sued ? erm it's a thought, are they responsible for my kids 
will they have to start putting warnings on the jars.
caffeine seriously increases the risk of pregnancy, stress and poverty.
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