12-10-2022, 09:57
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Friends of Ben Dover
I'm trying to think up of all the different funny names that exist along the lines of Ben Dover, Phil Mcrackin, and Chris P. Bacon, etc
Reply to this thread with your best ones....
Here'es one... Hugh Jarse
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12-10-2022, 09:59
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
May I remind everyone to keep it clean.
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12-10-2022, 10:26
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
These jokes are normally in the form of a book title and author name. Such as “Death on the Cliff”, by Eileen Dover
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12-10-2022, 10:46
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
Ben Dover's dental colleague: Phil Mccavity.
Hugh Jarris.
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12-10-2022, 11:11
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
Don't forget the prehistoric animals expert, Tara Dactal.
Luckily she was able to avoid falling in with the wrong crowd when Ray Piste and Mo Lesta were arrested last year.
It was quite a bad hair day for their friend Dan Druff.
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12-10-2022, 22:36
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
Or all the Nora versions - Nora Carrot, Nora Biscuit etc etc
Helen Back (or Helen Mucus).
The bloke who gets all the post - Theo Cupier
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12-10-2022, 22:42
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
can not believe no one has said Teresa Green yet
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12-10-2022, 23:08
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
Quote:
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can not believe no one has said Teresa Green yet
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I don't get that?
Drew Peac**k.
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12-10-2022, 23:13
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
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I don't get that?
Drew Peac**k.
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say it out loud to yourself
Ivor Biggun
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12-10-2022, 23:17
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
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say it out loud to yourself
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Are was expecting it to be rude. Lol
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12-10-2022, 23:20
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
Justin Time
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13-10-2022, 00:32
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
Angus Mcoatup
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13-10-2022, 00:34
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
The scene from Porky's will live forever. 
HERE
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13-10-2022, 01:55
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
Dinah Mite
Mike Literus
Joe King
Dixie Normus
And the wrestling dentist I(saac) Yankum
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13-10-2022, 07:26
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Re: Friends of Ben Dover
On a related note I heard that Leicester City were having to stop the birthday greetings at matches because people were asking for Brenda Nout and Zack Rodgers to be on the list...
Most of these could probably have been used to check into venues when people were going crazy about Covid too. I wonder if there is anyone called Maxwell House. And then there's the classics like Mike Oxlong, Hugh Jass, etc etc.
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