27-10-2007, 21:46
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How will you die ?
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
mine :-
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.
well thats nice then ....... 
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27-10-2007, 21:48
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Re: How will you die ?
How... nice and happy and stuff :P
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27-10-2007, 21:49
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Re: How will you die ?
While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.
Mental note to self - avoid US airbases and exhibition baseball matches - I should then live a long time 
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27-10-2007, 21:50
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Re: How will you die ?
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Originally Posted by lsproc
How... nice and happy and stuff :P
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Nowt like a bit of Saturday night macabre sillyness 
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27-10-2007, 21:52
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Re: How will you die ?
I'm sure this was posted a few months ago
Anyway ;
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You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.
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27-10-2007, 21:54
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Re: How will you die ?
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Originally Posted by Paul M
I'm sure this was posted a few months ago
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Meh 
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27-10-2007, 21:55
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Re: How will you die ?
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
I would prefer "In my sleep like my grandad, not screaming like the passengers on his bus"
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27-10-2007, 22:00
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Re: How will you die ?
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While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
I would prefer "In my sleep like my grandad, not scraming like the passengers on his bus"
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Were they all eating breakfast at the time ??
That's one of my favourite quote of all time (Your's ,not my pedanticism)
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27-10-2007, 22:04
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Re: How will you die ?
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During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
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27-10-2007, 22:06
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Re: How will you die ?
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You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.
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27-10-2007, 22:11
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Re: How will you die ?
After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.
Nice!
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27-10-2007, 22:21
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Re: How will you die ?
Sat at a keyboard moderating a UK-based Cable Forum, all the reported posts, arguments and spammers turn your brain to mush and your head explodes....
Actually it didn't say that.
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27-10-2007, 22:24
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Re: How will you die ?
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27-10-2007, 22:26
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Re: How will you die ?
A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.
Right that's it, imma not going any more 
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27-10-2007, 22:29
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Re: How will you die ?
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Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.
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Actually quite possible as my house is quite old and so I bet the electrics are a bit suspect
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