19-03-2005, 07:57
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Got any gum, chum?
Let's hope Jordan never sees this!
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A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.
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Although I'd be interested to see how much it will cost - gotta be cheaper than a boob job!
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19-03-2005, 08:32
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
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Let's hope Jordan never sees this!
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A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.
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Although I'd be interested to see how much it will cost - gotta be cheaper than a boob job!
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So I take it that this gum is for female use only or not
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19-03-2005, 10:05
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
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B2Up says its Bust-Up gum
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i assume when your done chewing you attach the gum as follows, one end to your chin and the other to a nipple
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19-03-2005, 10:42
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
The Japanese are such a strange bunch.Switched on economists and technological wizards,fantasic artists but absolute berks when it comes to stuff like this...
Now I wonder how they would market this gum here...
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20-03-2005, 11:21
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
I think there will be a lot of Chavette Jordan wannabees with aching jaw muscles, but not much else!
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20-03-2005, 11:28
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
I know, I want smaller boobs, not bigger ones. When I heard it on the radio, I thought only In Japan!!!!!!! Yeah can you imagine the que at the shops to get this gum!!!!!
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20-03-2005, 11:32
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
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Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about using it... But i'd love to
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20-03-2005, 11:34
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
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Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about cheqing it... But i'd love to
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What??? YOU want larger...........
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20-03-2005, 11:39
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
Go for a penis enlargement then!!!!
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20-03-2005, 12:10
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
Noooo!
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Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about using it... But i'd love to
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And who said I needed help in the other department? I'll kill them...
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20-03-2005, 13:21
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
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Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about using it... But i'd love to
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Actually that only refers to technology.Many Japenese women are having breast enlargements and their eyes made rounder and wider.
What the men are doing I've not heard yet...
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20-03-2005, 14:03
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
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Actually that only refers to technology.Many Japenese women are having breast enlargements and their eyes made rounder and wider.
What the men are doing I've not heard yet...
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I think what the men are doing involves tying weights to a certain part of their anatomy - it has the enlarging effect eventually - and also has the side effect of making their eyes rounder and wider, thus saving the effort of plastic surgery?
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20-03-2005, 16:01
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
Can you imagine the guys que!!!!!! It will be huge, and I bet the weight is quite painful though, you could not go to town, with weights tied down there could you!!!
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20-03-2005, 16:25
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
I can honestly say I don't know any guys who would tie a weight to it to extend it's length.
Of course, very few guys would admit it needs extending.
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20-03-2005, 16:27
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Re: Got any gum, chum?
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I can honestly say I don't know any guys who would tie a weight to it to extend it's length.
Of course, very few guys would admit it needs extending.
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No - but at least now we will be able to tell by looking in your eyes!!!
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