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Old 02-03-2006, 17:29   #16
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Heart attack or stroke
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Old 02-03-2006, 17:34   #17
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Old 02-03-2006, 17:37   #18
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Re: How will you die?

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Yeah, right... Its cirrhosis or liver failure for you matey.
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Old 02-03-2006, 17:41   #19
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Re: How will you die?

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Heart attack or stroke
Yeah, right... Its cirrhosis or liver failure for you matey.
Why, he only drinks at weekends now, and boy,what a weekend we've got coming up
I'd like to revise my cause of death........................

Death by L.A.N. Party
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Old 02-03-2006, 17:47   #20
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Re: How will you die?

I will probably die when I get to read my next Gas BIll
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Old 02-03-2006, 18:03   #21
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I'd like to revise my cause of death........................

Death by L.A.N. Party
Now that is going down with a blaze of glory. Marge might not be too happy dragging my carcass back in her purple baby though....

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Re: How will you die?

I'd like to die swinging form the chandeliers!
More likely to be a heart attack or stroke.
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Old 02-03-2006, 19:04   #23
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Re: How will you die?

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Now that is going down with a blaze of glory. Marge might not be too happy dragging my carcass back in her purple baby though....
Should read: Marge won't be dragging my carcass back in her purple baby

I'll die in some kind of freak accident, I'll either blow myself up cos my boiler exploded or I'll fall down the stairs head first or maybe I'll roll my car which in a convertible won't be the wisest move ever

or, failing all that, I reckon I'm a heart attack victim
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Old 02-03-2006, 19:08   #24
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Re: How will you die?

How and when I don't know, but I'm hoping to go like my Grandfather: falling asleep on a park bench in the spring sun while watching some children play (at the age of 87). I think his lifestyle was healthier than mine though...
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Re: How will you die?

Alzheimers..........can u die of that?
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Old 02-03-2006, 20:59   #26
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Alzheimers..........can u die of that?
you can........I think, what was the question again?????????

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you can........I think, what was the question again?????????

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The question was: Did you switch the cooker off after heating your milk?
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you can........I think, what was the question again?????????

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The question was: Did you switch the cooker off after heating your milk?
but I don't like milk?

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but I don't like milk?

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Re: How will you die?



Well I would like to die like my grandfather.

He went peacefully in his sleep, unlike the screaming passengers in the car he was driving.



Sorry but such a morbid thread needed an injection of humour all be it warped humour.

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