Funny Pictures & Signs - Page 64

Orior · 05-10-2005, 20:26

Goldoni,

Where did you get that NTL post project review from! It is confidential and should not have left NTL offices.

makikomi · 08-10-2005, 02:49

- Good morning. Technical Support. Mark speaking. How may I help you?
- Uhhh. Hello?
- Hello! Technical Support, how can I help?
- Is that Technical Support?
- <Sigh.> Yes, it is sir.
- Can you help me?
- I'll try!
- Do you remember me? I had a computer that wouldn't do anything.
- How could I forget? You're Mr Entwhistle. Your computer froze, we sorted it out and I suggested you use a fire wall.
- That's right. Do you remember me?
- Of course I do Sir! (Through tightly gritted teeth.) I still have the nightmares.
- I decided to take a bit of a short cut.

(Sound of head banging against desk and muffled groaning)

- W...what sort of short cut, Mr Entwhistle?
- Well you see, I figured that if the computer was frozen, and I needed a fire wall...
- Yeees?
- I figured if I got the firewall, that might unfreeze the computer.
- No Mr Entlistle, it doesn't work like that...
- But I wasn't sure about the firewall, so I used the next best thing.
- Eh?
- The next best thing. Me electric fire...

(Muffled sobbing)

- Hello?
- (Resigned.) Yes Mr Entwhistle... What happened then?
- I think it worked a bit too well...

Martin · 08-10-2005, 03:04

LMAO Good one!!!!

AndrewJ · 08-10-2005, 03:48

Well it still runs?

Jules · 08-10-2005, 05:42

Is that your instructors car after you have been on your lesson Saxo lmao

dilli-theclaw · 08-10-2005, 09:47

MMMmmm

AndrewJ · 08-10-2005, 15:30

After careful choice, the cheifs of F1 decided to remove half the car, and let the drivers push them around the track instead.

punky · 08-10-2005, 15:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saxodriver

After careful choice, the cheifs of F1 decided to remove half the car, and let the drivers push them around the track instead.

Nah mate, that's a TV repeat of the Bedrock Grand Prix

AndrewJ · 08-10-2005, 15:59

Errrrmmmm

marky · 08-10-2005, 16:05

I want one

AndrewJ · 08-10-2005, 16:18

Well it still works part2

ZrByte · 08-10-2005, 21:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saxodriver

Errrrmmmm

I actually quite like the first one, its a little odd but I would bet its pretty practical for anyone who goes diving/camping etc but doesnt want a conventional vehicle. It reminds me of the nissan 4x4 (the warrior I think) but obviously much lower to the ground.
I dont get whats wrong with the second one?? Is it because its all chavved up?

AndrewJ · 08-10-2005, 21:38

The second one is a Nissan Skyline GTR, a great sports car... made into a estate... the person who made that should be shot.

ntl customer · 09-10-2005, 21:22

There's a sign near where I am with some bits scratched off.

I get childish titters sometimes when I walk past it.

Stuart · 10-10-2005, 17:54

Obessessed? Nah!