09-09-2005, 09:58
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Complete the Limerick
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There was a young lady called Perkins
Who was very fond of small gherkins
One day, at tea, she ate forty three
And pickled her internal workings....
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Can you do any better?
Here is the first line, see what you can do...
The judge looked and and gave a frown.......
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09-09-2005, 10:02
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by Salu
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There was a young lady called Perkins
Who was very fond of small gherkins
One day, at tea, she ate forty three
And pickled her internal workings....
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Can you do any better?
Here is the first line, see what you can do...
The judge looked and and gave a frown....... |
The judge looked down and gave a frown
to see the ushers wearing gowns
He gave one a slap
and got one back
And now they've been sent down
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09-09-2005, 10:22
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Re: Complete the Limerick
The judge looked up and gave a frown
"Today's the day, the lag goes down."
He placed the cloth upon his head
And gave the order to make him dead.
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09-09-2005, 11:38
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Re: Complete the Limerick
The judge looked and and gave a frown
He turned to the guard and screamed take him down
His heinous sin made me spit my gin
and i dribbled all over my gown
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09-09-2005, 12:44
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Re: Complete the Limerick
The judge looked up and gave a frown
Realised it was the middle of town
Looked for a bench
Got caught with a wench
So now guess who's going down
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09-09-2005, 13:10
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Re: Complete the Limerick
The judge looked up and gave a frown
His NTL Cable was once again down
He got the modem and took a run
And shot the box with his gun
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09-09-2005, 13:11
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Re: Complete the Limerick
The judge looked and gave a frown
Krusty was not his favourite clown
"Put down that pie!!" he shouted
"Unless you want to get clouted!"
"I'm the only joker in this town"
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09-09-2005, 13:17
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by Salu
The judge looked up and gave a frown
"Today's the day, the lag goes down."
He placed the cloth upon his head
And gave the order to make him dead.
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and...................................? 
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Originally Posted by Halcyon
The judge looked up and gave a frown
His NTL Cable was once again down
He got the modem and took a run
And shot the box with his gun
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and...................................?
BTW Limericks have five lines, the last matching the first two 
Lines 3 and 4 should be short and match (sorry, being pedantic here) 
Tips here
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09-09-2005, 13:25
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by Angua
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Great link for work that one lol 
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09-09-2005, 13:28
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by grandmaster
Great link for work that one lol |
Why I didn't show the whole url. Very odd combination for a web address 
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09-09-2005, 13:33
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Re: Complete the Limerick
I.m not very good at this but i know one
I once new a girl from braughton
who had one long arm and a short one
and on top of all that
a big hairy cat
and a fart like an 850 norton
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09-09-2005, 15:01
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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20-10-2005, 09:41
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Re: Complete the Limerick
How about this one?
There was a young lady from Leeds....
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20-10-2005, 09:58
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by Salu
How about this one?
There was a young lady from Leeds....
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Who had very demanding needs
Six men wouldn't do
Nor a ships crew
To perform the required deeds.
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20-10-2005, 12:39
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Re: Complete the Limerick
There was a young lady from leeds
Who swallowed a big pack off seeds
She watered them down
looked down with a frown
She now had an ass full of weeds...
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