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Old 28-04-2005, 00:10   #1
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Russian Spam

Why?I can't fecking read any of it...What's the point?I'm sure as sh*t not going to click on any links in a text I can't even read..the filter picks it everytime so why?

All I know is it is increasing daily..
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:25   #2
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Re: Russian Spam

Возможно вы должны попытаться и перевестись они через babelfish
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:27   #3
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Re: Russian Spam

Now that's irony

What you just posted gets translated as:

"Possibly you must attempt and be transferred they through babelfish"
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:28   #4
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Re: Russian Spam

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Возможно вы должны попытаться и перевестись они через babelfish
I don't want to know and they must know that...As if I'm going to bother translating spam...
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:29   #5
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Re: Russian Spam

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Возможно вы должны попытаться и перевестись они через babelfish
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Possibly you must attempt and be transferred they through
According to babelfish...
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Re: Russian Spam

But it could be an important message offering you a new miracle way to enlarge your p3n1s
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According to babelfish...
Yes, yes it does.....
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:31   #7
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Re: Russian Spam

I can't believe any of you actually bother babelfishing SPAM!
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:36   #8
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Re: Russian Spam

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I can't believe any of you actually bother babelfishing SPAM!
Are you calling flubflow's post spam? I just babelfished what he posted... Not your spam...
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:37   #9
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Re: Russian Spam

2, but I won't argue with you about it
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:39   #10
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Re: Russian Spam

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Now that's irony

What you just posted gets translated as:

"Possibly you must attempt and be transferred they through babelfish"
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Which is about the right standard of English for most foreign spam
It's not as entertaining as those bizzare spams that try to get round filters by including prose such as....

notwithstanding chairleg baxter folding incongruous carpet

? No idea.
Makes a nice slogan for a T-shirt though.
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:40   #11
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Re: Russian Spam

Oh don't get huffy puffy about it...

I'm too tired to think and there will be more Russian spam tomorrow or rather today...

Just wondered if I was being singled out for ALL the russiam spam?
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:42   #12
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Re: Russian Spam

Think you must have been, I never get any

Perhaps you could share it with us all and this could be a new feature of the boards? Sort of a communal SPAM thread.

Each post starts with:

"My favourite SPAM of the day is....."

or better still:

"My favourite translated SPAM of the day is....." There's bound to be more incongruous carpets out there.

Actually, this gives me an idea for a project. We could put together the worlds most comprehensive (yet probably incomprehensible) database of spam.....
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Old 28-04-2005, 00:44   #13
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I used to get a lot of spam from one of those "Russian Brides" dating websites but I sent them a photo of me and then it immediately stopped for some odd reason.
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I used to get a lot of spam from one of those "Russian Brides" dating websites but I sent them a photo of me and then it immediately stopped for some odd reason.
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Must have been something to do with your incongruous carpets
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Old 28-04-2005, 07:42   #15
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no russian spam at 7.42...hmmm, maybe they heard me?


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