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Old 25-04-2005, 13:51   #1
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Are you up to the job

Models wanted. No bragging please

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Old 25-04-2005, 13:56   #2
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Re: Are you up to the job

wanted, female plasterer, all materials & tools provided ...
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Old 25-04-2005, 14:20   #3
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Re: Are you up to the job

Just ordered a load of readymix, that should just about cover it.
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Old 25-04-2005, 15:45   #4
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Re: Are you up to the job

hmm, I refer you to the opening line of post 1 "no bragging please"
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Old 25-04-2005, 16:35   #5
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Re: Are you up to the job

If I sent my cast off though, and I get a message back saying they didn't want a fun-size multipack edition, i'd be very upset.
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Old 25-04-2005, 16:38   #6
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Re: Are you up to the job

Step aside, I hear fame and posterity calling!


I can just hear it: 'How many women have you sh*gged?'
me: 'Well, that depends.......'
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Re: Are you up to the job

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Step aside, I hear fame and posterity calling!


I can just hear it: 'How many women have you sh*gged?'
me: 'Well, that depends.......'
On what?
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Old 25-04-2005, 16:52   #8
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On what?
I wonder if I will get royalties............now if I could get hustler to pay me per usage rather than sales
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Re: Are you up to the job

Well, if they need anyone for the judging then I'm sure I could make myself available
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Re: Are you up to the job

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Well, if they need anyone for the judging then I'm sure I could make myself available
I volunteer my services too - at least we can find out if that old saying is true............

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Re: Are you up to the job

But are you going to judge the finished product or the original 'pre release' version?
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Old 25-04-2005, 17:33   #12
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But are you going to judge the finished product or the original 'pre release' version?
We'll decide on the day..............
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Shouldn't that be "tool" provided.
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Old 25-04-2005, 18:18   #14
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Shouldn't that be "tool" provided.
I thought that would be a little too obvious, but you are right, of course
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Old 25-04-2005, 18:35   #15
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Aren't there plenty of people out there able to make p****s out of themselves without the need of a sex shop chain? Well, I can think of a few.....
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I wonder if I will get royalties............now if I could get hustler to pay me per usage rather than sales
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