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Old 08-08-2026, 18:33   #9496
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dodgy passport that means a visit by a man with rubber gloves and a pot of petroleum jelly to confirm your identity, you should practice bending over


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Get a passport holder for new one, any damage if viewed at an airport means.... No fly.

How come you have missing pages, what are you trying to hide.
I'll look into a holder when I've received the new passport thanks.

I manhandled it, pulled it by a page while it was under things. Me being careless.
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Old 09-08-2026, 17:59   #9497
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dodgy passport that means a visit by a man with rubber gloves and a pot of petroleum jelly to confirm your identity, you should practice bending over
No more petroleum jelly these days because of budget cuts. Need to try and keep the cost of new passports down somehow .
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Old 09-08-2026, 18:41   #9498
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Do they have to use lube? El natural surely.
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Old 09-08-2026, 18:48   #9499
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Do they have to use lube? El natural surely.
you won't be joking when someone starts knocking on your back door
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Old 09-08-2026, 19:30   #9500
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I don't do small talk
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Blooming railway. This morning there was a signal fault so I was waiting at Crawley for an hour. Then that train terminated at the next station because it was soo late. Fine, I can get a connection. 8 blooming coaches. Nightmare. It's busy as it is with the derailment yesterday. Plus severe delays. The train left leaving passengers on the platform. I squeezed on.
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Blooming railway. This morning there was a signal fault so I was waiting at Crawley for an hour. Then that train terminated at the next station because it was soo late. Fine, I can get a connection. 8 blooming coaches. Nightmare. It's busy as it is with the derailment yesterday. Plus severe delays. The train left leaving passengers on the platform. I squeezed on.
i can sell you a Ferrari if you're interested
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I have friend who work for a company that sort out and put security tags and prices on good that get sent to Harvey Nichols stores, they have been put on paid suspension, and waiting to see if they get called back into work.
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Can we trade blue seal for that Ferrari?
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