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had a call today (phone said from Tyneside), dodgy line with even worse dodgy Asian accent. Told him the line was bad, he hung up after about 30 seconds.
Two minutes later another call, this one allegedly from Manchester, same bloke asking if I could hear him better now.
"Yes" I said, "what car do you have?"
"I don't have a car" he replied.
"oh" says I, "I just wondered how you got from Tyneside to Manchester in two minutes"
. . he hung up