Moans and Pet Hates

[Dude111]

Oops Sorry Paul... Trying to help with this parking issue

[Russ]

Knobheads in the gym who hog the machines. In particular groups of 3 or 4 little chavs who use a machine one after the other and have a nice long chat with each other in between sets.

Even worse (like tonight) when you ask if they have many more to do, they give you a look as if you’ve steaming turds hanging out of your mouth then deliberately go slower and take their time even more just because they know you’re waiting.

Absolute bell-ends the lot of them.

[Jaymoss]

Originally Posted by Russ

Knobheads in the gym who hog the machines. In particular groups of 3 or 4 little chavs who use a machine one after the other and have a nice long chat with each other in between sets.

Even worse (like tonight) when you ask if they have many more to do, they give you a look as if you’ve steaming turds hanging out of your mouth then deliberately go slower and take their time even more just because they know you’re waiting.

Absolute bell-ends the lot of them.

I rage quit Pure Gym for this very reason . Sick of people with no clue doing 10 reps then 10 minutes in their phone. Just do my weights at home now and cardio outside

[Russ]

Originally Posted by Jaymoss

I rage quit Pure Gym for this very reason . Sick of people with no clue doing 10 reps then 10 minutes in their phone. Just do my weights at home now and cardio outside

I used to be a member of The Gym in Swansea and I loved that place, massive gym, machines well spaced out and free parking but it got so bad I started going at 4am just so there’d be no-one else there. I kept that up for about 4 years but as I crept closer to 50 I just couldn’t keep it up and for the past year or two I’ve been going to a smaller independent gym that’s open 6am till 9.30pm and is around the corner from Mrs Russ. It’s a decent place if I get there at around an hour before closing time but I went earlier today (I rarely go on Saturdays) and the selfish chav knobheads seem to love the place at weekends.

[Jaymoss]

I feel ya pain mate

[mrmistoffelees]

A first world problem but…

Came downstairs expecting my coffee to be already and waiting for me but the coffee machine decided it needed a 15 minute security update

1. I told it to install all update types automatically
2. Why the hell does it need a 15 min security update in the first place ????

[peanut]

Originally Posted by mrmistoffelees

A first world problem but…

Came downstairs expecting my coffee to be already and waiting for me but the coffee machine decided it needed a 15 minute security update

1. I told it to install all update types automatically
2. Why the hell does it need a 15 min security update in the first place ????

Is that for your Prima donna Soul? If so is it the app or the actual machine?

Originally Posted by mrmistoffelees

2. Why the hell does it need a 15 min security update in the first place ????

Because you just know there’s a bumfluffed little scrote lurking in a basement somewhere who’d hack it to produce only soy milk lattes forever just 4 teh lulz

[Jaymoss]

Originally Posted by Chris

Because you just know there’s a bumfluffed little scrote lurking in a basement somewhere who’d hack it to produce only soy milk lattes forever just 4 teh lulz

I think it is more to get access to the network rather than just a coffee maker hahaha

Originally Posted by Jaymoss

I think it is more to get access to the network rather than just a coffee maker hahaha

Bill says DON’T NETWORK ANYTHING

[Jaymoss]

I am with Bill haha

[Taf]

At least one person in our area is burning painted or treated wood in their wood burner. The stench is awful, but the council won't investigate.

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Uni students parking around here have made parking for residents, etc. a major problem. Petitions and aggro have pushed one of our councillors into action. A Public Consultation ended yesterday, with many living just outside the area demanding that their area is also included.

In other areas with the system in place, residents still can't find a parking space as there is zero enforcement. The annual fees have risen to £30 for the first car, £60 for the second, and no permit for any other cars.

And to top it all off, the council's own policy, apparently following UK policy, states "Resident Parking Schemes will NOT be installed in areas where a majority of properties benefit from off‐street parking". Only 2 houses in our street do not have off-street parking.

[mrmistoffelees]

Originally Posted by peanut

Is that for your Prima donna Soul? If so is it the app or the actual machine?

No, that’s gone to a family member as we bought a new one when we’ve redone the kitchen

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Originally Posted by Chris

Because you just know there’s a bumfluffed little scrote lurking in a basement somewhere who’d hack it to produce only soy milk lattes forever just 4 teh lulz

Somewhere in a North Korean state sponsored penetration facility

‘And now supreme leader, for maximum disruption we have changed the bean grinding level from three, to………… four!’

<multiple gunshots>

[thenry]

Honey crystallising. What a pain in the arse it is to get it to liquidise again (put hot water into the jar then shake until your arms hurt)

[papa smurf]

Originally Posted by thenry

Honey crystallising. What a pain in the arse it is to get it to liquidise again (put hot water into the jar then shake until your arms hurt)

microwave on low setting