12-08-2022, 16:09
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#1876
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Re: Jokes Thread
Alexa, tell me a joke..... Alexa?
Sorry, I wasn't listening, I thought you deserved some privacy
Really, well that's nic-
Would you like me to tell you another joke
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18-08-2022, 12:38
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#1877
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Re: Jokes Thread
"I won't back down" - Tom Petty
"I may readjust my stance if you have a convincing argument"- Tom Reasonable
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18-08-2022, 17:32
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#1878
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Sad Doig Fan!
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Re: Jokes Thread
Rough neighbourhood.
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20-08-2022, 21:11
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#1879
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Mum 30/09/20 Dad 08/08/24
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Re: Jokes Thread
I opened my fridge earlier, and it smelt of Basil.
I think it might me faulty 
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29-08-2022, 13:55
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#1880
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Re: Jokes Thread
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19-11-2022, 01:01
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#1881
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Re: Jokes Thread
So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday.
Well......I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
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23-11-2022, 19:05
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Re: Jokes Thread
Here's a funny for you all.
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04-07-2023, 22:35
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#1883
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cf.mega pornstar
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Re: Jokes Thread
Just asked my daughter to pass me the phone book
She laughed, called me a dinosaur and gave me her iPhone
Now the spider is dead, the phone is broken and she's furious
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05-07-2023, 00:27
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#1884
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CF Resident Dog
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Re: Jokes Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDaddy
Just asked my daughter to pass me the phone book
She laughed, called me a dinosaur and gave me her iPhone
Now the spider is dead, the phone is broken and she's furious
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I've stolen it.
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03-08-2023, 04:41
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An Awesome Dude
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I found this and thought it should be seen by our own Govt if no one else!!
Ah man!!
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18-08-2023, 13:13
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#1886
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cf.mega pornstar
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Re: Jokes Thread
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when she spots the wolf hiding behind a log
"Wow what big eyes you have got"
The wolf runs off
Then she sees him hiding behind a tree
"Wow what big ears you have got"
The wolf runs off again
She then sees him hiding in a ditch
"Wow what big teeth you've got"
This time the wolf stands up and says
"Look can you sod off, I'm trying to have a shit"
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04-09-2023, 16:09
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#1887
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Re: Jokes Thread
Had a massive argument with the other half earlier and she ended up packing my bags, as I was walking out the door she screamed
"I hope you have a slow and painful death you barsteward"
So naturally I assumed she wanted me to stay and went to unpack
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04-09-2023, 17:46
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#1888
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Re: Jokes Thread
I told my mate that I have had the sh*ts for almost 6 weeks.
"Don't worry", he said, "They go back to school tomorrow".
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04-09-2023, 20:12
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NUTS !!
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Re: Jokes Thread
This made me laugh....
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07-09-2023, 12:27
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Mum 30/09/20 Dad 08/08/24
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Re: Jokes Thread
I'm sweating more in this heat than Fred West on Ground Force.
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