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			Talking of rectal tumours, The Ex.  That’s my moan for today.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			17-11-2021, 21:03
			
			
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			Can I up the stakes with a peckaoctomy! 
I had a choice of a thing like a pipecleaner or a rigid pipe. 
Felt like I was having my pecka being bored out. 
I reality the process was to determine if I had any blockages in my pipework. 
 Already had what was being discussed earlier, not even a wiff of gas to keep me calm. 
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			05-12-2021, 02:33
			
			
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			Went to see Human League at the Utilita Arena Birmingham tonight. 
 
Birmingham is a fracking nightmare, bumper to bumper tracffic, and roads closed everywhere. 
Our maps and Sat Nav were both rendered useless, everywhere we wanted to go was blocked or closed. 
It took 2.5 hours to finally get to the arena, and only because I cheated and went down a one way street (the wrong way) go get to the road we needed.  
 
Never again will I book anything there. Birmingham can go **** itself. 
 
The show itself was great, we had just made it in time (about 10 minutes to spare).
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-12-2021, 19:54
			
			
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				Went to see Human League at the Utilita Arena Birmingham tonight 
			
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 Wow, they are still going?  Still the same line up?
 
I saw them at Stafford Bingley Hall while they were number 1 with Don't You Want Me.  That'll be 40 years ago   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-12-2021, 12:09
			
			
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			EDF's two step authentication. They send a 6 digit code valid for the next ten minute but it takes 15 minutes to arrive.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Modern cars, unable to physically move the air vents, instead, you have to drag where you want the air to go on a touchscreen, bloody annoying
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Modern cars, unable to physically move the air vents, instead, you have to drag where you want the air to go on a touchscreen, bloody annoying 
			
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 Dunno like, in the early nineties i had a seat ibiza with half its front wing missing due to rust. Oh,  and a drivers door that swung itself wide open if you even thought about turning left             
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			Just getting over a bout of nursery school lurgy [present from my granddaughter] it's like a cross between Ebola the plague and the snots  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Finding out a week before Christmas that the Beemer needs a new coolant tank and radiator, all coming to £600. 
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				Finding out a week before Christmas that the Beemer needs a new coolant tank and radiator, all coming to £600. 
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 Trade it in and get a nice Corsa.   I have one spare if you're interested,  only a bit dented   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I’d rather syphillis, Gonorrhoea, herpes and haemorrhoids all in one go but thanks for the offer.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Finding out a week before Christmas that the Beemer needs a new coolant tank and radiator, all coming to £600. 
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 I'm going to presume that, unlike a Ford Focus, Kia Sportage, or Nissan Primera, the parts required for your beemer won't be widely available at a scrapyard to fit yourself?
 
Always assuming that there is no need to rip the whole front of the car off just for access to remove and replace the parts . .  bloody modern cars   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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