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Re: Jokes Thread
Nothing to do with "wokery" - people have different senses of humour, and find different things funny/unfunny.
Nice try, though...
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13-09-2021, 20:47
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Originally Posted by Hugh
Nothing to do with "wokery" - people have different senses of humour, and find different things funny/unfunny.
Nice try, though...
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Of course people who have a different sense of humour will not find it funny. That's no excuse to call others out for it, or try to ban such humour, which is what wokes do.
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13-09-2021, 21:55
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Of course people who have a different sense of humour will not find it funny. That's no excuse to call others out for it, or try to ban such humour, which is what wokes do.
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Everyone is entitled to an opinion and a say that's freedom of speech for u.
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14-09-2021, 00:06
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Everyone is entitled to an opinion and a say that's freedom of speech for u.
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I agree, as long as they don’t try to shut up the people who disagree with them. That’s what I’m objecting to.
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14-09-2021, 01:24
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Re: Jokes Thread
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I agree, as long as they don’t try to shut up the people who disagree with them. That’s what I’m objecting to.
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Do you mean by calling them "traitors" and "the enemy", and intimating they would be Quislings if ever there was a future conflict?
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14-09-2021, 09:11
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Do you mean by calling them "traitors" and "the enemy", and intimating they would be Quislings if ever there was a future conflict?
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That's bound to be the reaction from many people when they have to put up with these never-ending excuses (from the usual crowd) for another country or bloc of countries that are trying to ruin our economy. From the very same people who tried to undermine the clear vote of the British people in a referendum.
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14-09-2021, 10:46
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Oh . . it made me chuckle, there again I'm lucky to be 'old school' with a sense of humour that hasn't faded in the wash  |
I know, soon I won't be able to take the pee out of myself without offending someone
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14-09-2021, 11:13
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Re: Jokes Thread
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That's bound to be the reaction from many people when they have to put up with these never-ending excuses (from the usual crowd) for another country or bloc of countries that are trying to ruin our economy. From the very same people who tried to undermine the clear vote of the British people in a referendum.
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A small hypocritical* vituperative minority are not " many people", no matter how you try to spin it.
*you don't seem to get the irony of you calling people traitors because they disagree with certain Government policies, when you have disagreed vehemently with the Governments COVID policies.
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14-09-2021, 11:30
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Re: Jokes Thread
'Black humour is sign of high intelligence, study suggests. An appreciation of ‘sick jokes’ equates with high IQ and low aggression'
https://www.theguardian.com/science/...lligence-study
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14-09-2021, 11:42
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Re: Jokes Thread
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I thought black humour wasn't allowed any more, along with Irish, Jewish, Blondes, Vicars, Salesmen (with or without farmers daughters), Ducks, Sheep (with or without Welshmen), Parrots, Policemen, Mother-in-Laws, Golfers, and height disadvantaged people jumping up and down in long grass 
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14-09-2021, 11:43
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Like:
Little boy eating a boiled egg: "Mummy this egg is bad"
Mother: "Nonsense dear, eat it all up"
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"Mummy, do I have to eat the beak?"
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14-09-2021, 12:58
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Originally Posted by Hugh
A small hypocritical* vituperative minority are not "many people", no matter how you try to spin it.
*you don't seem to get the irony of you calling people traitors because they disagree with certain Government policies, when you have disagreed vehemently with the Governments COVID policies.
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Covid isn’t another country, Hugh.
I don’t get your minority comment. Most people voted for Brexit and still support it. Even a good number of remainers now accept the position, and some of them are critical of those who simply do not accept the democratic decision of this country.
The minority are the ‘remoaners’, who just cannot stop whingeing.
Anyway, I’m not sure that this is something to laugh about, so this is on the wrong thread.
So, this Brexiteer, Remainer and Remoaners walk into a bar……
Nah, nothing funny comes out!
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I thought black humour wasn't allowed any more, along with Irish, Jewish, Blondes, Vicars, Salesmen (with or without farmers daughters), Ducks, Sheep (with or without Welshmen), Parrots, Policemen, Mother-in-Laws, Golfers, and height disadvantaged people jumping up and down in long grass |
Oh, God, don’t say ‘black’! Some white workers might get offended.
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14-09-2021, 13:17
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Oh, God, don’t say ‘black’! Some white workers might get offended.
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Some may be offended by your taking the Lord's name in vain. Different strokes. 
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14-09-2021, 16:09
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Covid isn’t another country, Hugh.
I don’t get your minority comment. Most people voted for Brexit and still support it. Even a good number of remainers now accept the position, and some of them are critical of those who simply do not accept the democratic decision of this country.
The minority are the ‘remoaners’, who just cannot stop whingeing.
Anyway, I’m not sure that this is something to laugh about, so this is on the wrong thread.
So, this Brexiteer, Remainer and Remoaners walk into a bar……
Nah, nothing funny comes out!
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Conflation again… 
A majority of those who voted voted for Brexit, and I accept the outcome - however, a small vituperative minority (including yourself) of this group decry others who disagree with aspects of the policies since enacted as "traitors" and "the enemy".
Or to put it simply - not everyone who voted for Brexit thinks of those who criticise Government policy as traitors, no matter how you try to spin it as so…
Hope this helps…
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14-09-2021, 18:14
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Conflation again…
A majority of those who voted voted for Brexit, and I accept the outcome - however, a small vituperative minority (including yourself) of this group decry others who disagree with aspects of the policies since enacted as "traitors" and "the enemy".
Or to put it simply - not everyone who voted for Brexit thinks of those who criticise Government policy as traitors, no matter how you try to spin it as so…
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They side with the EU every time, Hugh, no matter what. Clearly they want this country to fail - hence the response.
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