Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
12-12-2016, 15:27
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
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A very valid point. Lycra clad stewardesses will need to give in-flight aerobics sessions  . |
Ooooooooooooo yes please! That's worth a premium on the ticket! 
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12-12-2016, 15:32
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
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12-12-2016, 15:38
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
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Ooooooooooooo yes please! That's worth a premium on the ticket! |
I should run an airline. I know what the people want. At this time of year the stewardesses would wear skimpy red and white "santa" mesh lycra leotards for the aerobic sessions. A ticket to fly will cost £10; in-flight aerobics will be an additional £300....
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12-12-2016, 15:39
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
Sounds good to me!
During the summer could we have them in French maids outfits and fishnet stockings?
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12-12-2016, 15:46
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
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Sounds good to me!
During the summer could we have them in French maids outfits and fishnet stockings? |
Stoppit you frisky thing! Papa has already requested "sexy smurf" sessions .
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12-12-2016, 15:53
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
Nah, we could have Bunny girl costumes in spring as well. I'll come up with something for autumn.
Can't you see I want to be head of marketing when you start up your airline?
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12-12-2016, 15:57
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
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Nah, we could have Bunny girl costumes in spring as well. I'll come up with something for autumn.
Can't you see I want to be head of marketing when you start up your airline?
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I am liking your ideas very much. You have the job if you're autumnal plans hit the spot
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12-12-2016, 16:14
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
I'm working on it!
How's this.
As autumn leaves are falling how about a dance of the 7 veils theme sound?
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The Dance of the Seven Veils is a term used to refer to the dance performed by Salome before Herod Antipas. It is an elaboration on the biblical story of the execution of John the Baptist, which refers to Salome dancing before the king, but does not give the dance a name.
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12-12-2016, 18:03
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
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I'm working on it!
How's this.
As autumn leaves are falling how about a dance of the 7 veils theme sound?
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Mmmm yes, I like the implied sinuosity of movement and the exquisite cultural references of your 7 veils theme.
It beats my idea, which is (as we'd be on the way to Australia) of well-endowed topless stewardesses jumping like kangeroos to "tie me kangeroo down sport".
You can see why you're in marketing and I'm not .
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12-12-2016, 19:04
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
We going into business then?
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Well-endowed topless stewardesses jumping like kangeroos to "tie me kangeroo down sport".
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We can always run "Specials" for this, for an extra premium of course.
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13-12-2016, 00:50
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Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia
Lets get back to the topic now.
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