The White House strikes back
12-01-2013, 08:10
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The White House strikes back
Love the White House's response to a petition to build a Death Star.
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OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE RESPONSE TO
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For
By Paul Shawcross
The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:
The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
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12-01-2013, 08:13
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Re: The White House strikes back
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The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
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Unless of course that planet isn't receptive to "the American Way"... 
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12-01-2013, 11:12
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Re: The White House strikes back
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Unless of course that planet isn't receptive to "the American Way"...
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they seem to have blown the crap out of most of this one
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12-01-2013, 15:43
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Re: The White House strikes back
I read that earlier. Very good response
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