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			Good one.  Old jokes always the best.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-12-2012, 22:53
			
			
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			True class dilli, God bless   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-12-2012, 13:52
			
			
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			Our eldest was recently selected, nationally, to sit on the interviewing panel for a senior role within the charity he is a member of.  He played an active role in assessing and selecting the new candidate for the post and the formal offer is now being prepared.  It was great experience seeing the interview process from the other side of the desk which should stand him in good stead for the future.  We're so proud of him! 
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				Had the BEST weekend ever.  
Glorious surroundings, excellent food, weather, friends, family and the not insignificant presence of my bride turning up and saying 'I do'.   
Now to get packed for honeymoon, get writing thank you cards and get some positive reviews up on trip advisor and other sites for the people who helped make it such a wonderful weekend.  
			
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				Sooo after one of THE most crappy days of my life I did have one moment of fun   
 
Imagine a whole day of poking blood letting tests etc with loads of different doctors and nurses.
  
They all congregated with me in the treatment room - There's me up on the lift and the main foot doctor proclaims "It's time to put Mr Tarn down".....
  
After a couple of seconds of silence I popped out with "That's a bit harsh - I only came in with dodgy feet"
  
It took a couple more seconds but everyone in the room got it and  cracked up   
 
Small things - but it made my day I tell you    
			
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Yes a bit of laughter is very good medicine which ought to be prescribed a bit more often in the NHS.
 
Just hope some bean counter somewhere hasn't picked up on your comment and thought about the massive ost saving opportunities of such a strategy...     
 
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				Old jokes always the best. 
			
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			06-12-2012, 16:39
			
			
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				Glorious day up here in Glasgow. Well glorious from inside a warm house looking out the window over the city. Not sure how I'd feel being outside, it looks freezing! 
			
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			06-12-2012, 16:41
			
			
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				I am off to see Kris kristofferson in the concert hall tonight. Hope the snow stays away till I get home.   
			
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 l hope you have a nice time nash and of course l hope the weather behaves as well.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				l hope you have a nice time nash and of course l hope the weather behaves as well. 
			
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			09-12-2012, 02:42
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  dilligaf1701
					 
				 
				Sooo after one of THE most crappy days of my life I did have one moment of fun   
 
Imagine a whole day of poking blood letting tests etc with loads of different doctors and nurses.
  
They all congregated with me in the treatment room - There's me up on the lift and the main foot doctor proclaims "It's time to put Mr Tarn down".....
  
After a couple of seconds of silence I popped out with "That's a bit harsh - I only came in with dodgy feet"
  
It took a couple more seconds but everyone in the room got it and cracked up   
 
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It's good to be back in Blighty - unlikely I know, but still good.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			The DILLI - is BAAAAAAACCCKK   
 
Anyway I have decided not to get wound up by hospitals    - I have been asked to product test the screen reader for blackberry. So I'm getting into that and chilling out    - who needs bloody kidneys anyway lol
  
so here's my thought of the day   
 
That's BlackBerrys accessible 
iPhones accessible 
Android (4.1+) accessible 
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Symbian accessible 
Windows mobile - um nope   
Come on Microsoft - get it sorted.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Cheers - you all make me feel quite fluffy   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Nice to know we can still make you raise a smile....  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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