24-06-2010, 18:37
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laeva recumbens anguis
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Best headlines ever.
From the Irish Evening Herald
Other "best headlines ever", anyone?
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24-06-2010, 19:03
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Re: Best headlines ever.
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24-06-2010, 19:26
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Re: Best headlines ever.
These are mine that I have collected over the years
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
War Dims Hope for Peace
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24-06-2010, 20:21
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Re: Best headlines ever.
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Originally Posted by foreverwar
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The super soaraway Sun had more than its share of crackers, back in its 80s heyday under Kelvin McKenzie. This one springs to mind:
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24-06-2010, 20:30
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24-06-2010, 20:33
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If it had been the clown would they have asked the hippo "did he taste funny"? 
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24-06-2010, 20:36
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Re: Best headlines ever.
 Hawk kestrel manoeuvres in the park..... (Daily Mail)
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24-06-2010, 20:39
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24-06-2010, 20:50
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Re: Best headlines ever.
Gotta love the daily sport sometimes.
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24-06-2010, 20:56
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Re: Best headlines ever.
If people are going to abuse animals by putting them in circuses they should expect to be bummed 
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24-06-2010, 20:59
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Re: Best headlines ever.
This book could be a good purchase when published...
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26-06-2010, 17:44
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Re: Best headlines ever.
From the ever classy New York Post:
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26-06-2010, 23:35
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Re: Best headlines ever.
I say Muse at Glasto tonight - a wonderful show of um showmanship and a kick a** setlist
Polite and serious request to a mod - may we have the choice of a 'rockin' smilie?
Homer - your list scares me 
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27-06-2010, 15:31
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08-07-2010, 05:24
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Re: Best headlines ever.
Amongst the BBC's latest headlines -
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'Nut' kiss lands Bedfordshire schoolgirl in hospital
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Story here and it's not what Mr LM Thinks.
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