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Old 10-04-2010, 15:18   #1
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celebrity roasts

Did anybody see these?

I was crying with laughter over the Brucie one.

But my god Sharon is an aweful woman, and boy do I wanna slap that Bo selecta pratt.

I've yet to see the 3rd.
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Re: celebrity roasts

I don't think we have the hang of the roasts yet. Search online for the american ones. Comedy Central did them.
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Re: celebrity roasts

If you can see the first on C4 VOD then do so.
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Re: celebrity roasts

got em, including the Sharon Osborne one. It's funny, but the American ones are better.
Over there they have been going a LONG time, there are roasts including the Rat Pack, William Shatner etc. George Takei is HILARIOUS in the William Shatner one.

"Takei, as in Toupee" etc, I would put a link to a clip but they are DEFINITELY NSFW
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Re: celebrity roasts

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I don't think we have the hang of the roasts yet.
Agreed.
I thought they were pretty naff, generally, once the novelty of 'celebrities' saying rude words had worn off (after about 20 seconds).

The third one is Chris Tarrant.
Must say..... Sally James..... I definitely still would!
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Oh come on Spectato, if Susan Boyle offered you would be tempted lol (Just kidding, I don't think ANYONE would be tempted by her)
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I thought the Chris Tarrant one was pretty good last night
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I thought the Chris Tarrant one was pretty good last night
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I`d quite happily take part in a `Roast` with Cheryl Cole.
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I saw a bit of the US one with Joan Rivers, like the UK ones but the volume on Max +, my ears started to bleed.
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