18-03-2009, 12:02
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Re: Constipated...
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Hopefully everything will work itself out, so to speak, but there is a serious side to this.
Your wife may have an intestinal blockage which can be very serious. In a worst case scenario would need immediate hospital intervention as can be life threatening. I must strongly advise if she does not go soon then she must see her doctor, if only to determine the cause of the problem.
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If I can ignore the very sensible advice in this post, does anybody else find it a little ironic that it's come from someone called 'loose lips'?
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18-03-2009, 12:03
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Re: Constipated...
Wife? Lets calm down a bit here im only 21 
Agreed, though. I shall drag her there kicking and screaming if i don't get any unpleasant whiffs later today.
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18-03-2009, 12:14
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Re: Constipated...
cant believe im reading this after just eating HP Brown sauce
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18-03-2009, 12:15
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Re: Constipated...
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cant believe im reading this after just eating HP Brown sauce
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Is money tight then? I generally like to put the sauce on something! lol
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18-03-2009, 12:22
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Re: Constipated...
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Is money tight then? I generally like to put the sauce on something! lol
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Ah is that why you refused to answer Julians post about what you did in the kitchen.
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18-03-2009, 12:25
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Re: Constipated...
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Is money tight then?
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Perhaps as tight as....nah, I can't. Not even I would drag this thread down that far...
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18-03-2009, 12:42
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Re: Constipated...
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Perhaps as tight as....nah, I can't. Not even I would drag this thread down that far...
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But I would.............. 
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18-03-2009, 12:53
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Re: Constipated...
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I thought I already had
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18-03-2009, 13:37
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Re: Constipated...
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18-03-2009, 13:49
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Re: Constipated...
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In fact, you're positively in the sh..
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18-03-2009, 14:52
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Re: Constipated...
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OK.
I need some serious help people!
The lady has been constipated all week! And normally I wouldn't post about it but she just won't stop moaning! And to be fair, when I'm eating my cocopops i don't want to hear it!
HELP???
We've tried everything...
Laxatives/BRAN..more BRAN...epic amounts of Bran.
One site she visited even suggested eating grass! 
Why oh why would you eat grass?
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you could try a minature depth charge,bound to make a hole in it.
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18-03-2009, 15:19
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Re: Constipated...
This thread gets one of these..not handed it out for years...
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18-03-2009, 16:44
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Re: Constipated...
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This thread gets one of these..not handed it out for years...
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Now Chuzzlemonkey will really be full of himself or ( whatever you feel fits )
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18-03-2009, 16:48
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Re: Constipated...
I vote that the award goes to Mrs Chuzzlemonkey.
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18-03-2009, 18:36
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Re: Constipated...
How about Glauber's Salt? That works a treat...
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