18-03-2009, 09:24
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Re: Constipated...
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Ha no I actually wasn't! The amount of stick I got at work drinking it.....I haven't drank it since!
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Phaps giving some of that to the British Olympic team in 2012 may get us some Gold medals lol.
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18-03-2009, 09:24
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Re: Constipated...
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What was that?
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Does she know that you have asked for advice on a computer forum that can be seen worldwide because that might just get a movement out of her, and a frying pan around your head.
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18-03-2009, 09:30
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Re: Constipated...
lol she actually does know now...
told her lady night. Luckily she has an odd sense of humour like me. So she found it more funny than anything!
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18-03-2009, 09:32
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Re: Constipated...
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lol she actually does know now...
told her lady night. Luckily she has an odd sense of humour like me. So she found it more funny than anything!
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So this not being posted from a hospital bed then.
I would still go with a table spoon of syrup of figs though, she will feel the rush/gush. 
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18-03-2009, 09:34
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Re: Constipated...
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So this not being posted from a hospital bed then.
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Aha. Sounds like something you know a lot about?
Something you're not telling us mr moldova? 
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18-03-2009, 09:38
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Re: Constipated...
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Aha. Sounds like something you know a lot about?
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Post early in the thread about telling a friend it was a misprint and it was not a tea spoon but a table spoon and fell about laughing after he swallowed it.
It worked though, but she would need a good book to sit down with though.
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18-03-2009, 09:48
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Re: Constipated...
If she doesnt get it out soon she will need stitches... Can you see a bump in her stomach yet?
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18-03-2009, 09:57
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Re: Constipated...
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If she doesnt get it out soon she will need stitches... Can you see a bump in her stomach yet?
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lol you actually can!
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18-03-2009, 10:00
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Re: Constipated...
I think she really needs to go see a Doctor.
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18-03-2009, 10:01
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Re: Constipated...
i agree! just got to get her to go now! lol
and to make things worse i think i have the sympathy squits now!
*parrp*
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18-03-2009, 10:08
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Re: Constipated...
Let's at least try to retain some semblance of decency shall we?
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18-03-2009, 10:11
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Re: Constipated...
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Let's at least try to retain some semblance of decency shall we?
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He could always try her with a corset - I understand that they'll squeeze anything out 
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18-03-2009, 10:27
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Re: Constipated...
Well if anyone would know, it would be someone called nugget
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18-03-2009, 10:31
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Re: Constipated...
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Well if anyone would know, it would be someone called nugget |
Trust me - you really don't want Nugget around when she finally blows
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18-03-2009, 10:35
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Re: Constipated...
she just needs to bite down and push - feel the force, build it and they will come
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