What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
15-03-2009, 15:02
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
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Right now im on a roll.....
......there was this one time at Band Camp................
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15-03-2009, 15:03
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lol that's just nasty!
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15-03-2009, 15:04
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My mum was a Special Constable and when I was 15 she was part of a raid on a local night club suspected of serving underage drinkers. Luckily the bouncers saw them arriving and my friend and I climbed out of the window in the Ladies. I was so sure we were going to be caught, I still get palpitations just remembering how scared I was that night.
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15-03-2009, 15:06
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
drugs,armed robbery,murder,selling military hardware without a license,defrauding the treasury.....
i could go on but I'm on a bank-job tomorrow morning,and have to tend to my sawn-offs.
bye!
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15-03-2009, 16:49
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
Dragged a fox hunting upper class twit down from a horse and beat the living crap out of him . Yes i did get punished with a fine .
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15-03-2009, 16:52
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
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Dragged a fox hunting upper class twit down from a horse and beat the living crap out of him . Yes i did get punished with a fine . |
LMAO!!! 
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15-03-2009, 16:52
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
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Dragged a fox hunting upper class twit of a horse and beat the living crap out of him . Yes i did get punished with a fine . |
you get a fine for doing the right thing 
violence is always the last resort -but i bet you enjoyed it.
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15-03-2009, 16:53
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you get a fine for doing the right thing
violence is always the last resort -but i bet you enjoyed it. |
Dam right and i would do it again
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done???
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I once stole a blue eyeshadow from Boots in Harrogate, when I was about 12. I hid it in the airing cuboard at my parents house, as I thought the police (my mother!) would find out!
It melted!!
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I dont know why but thats just really hit the funny nerve. I was almost in tears when I read "It Melted !!" and I should of seen it comming lol 
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15-03-2009, 17:34
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
I think the most illegal thing I did was about 5-6 years ago. When I was about 14/15 me and my mates used to have sleep overs and we would always go out at 3am and have some fun. Usually the fun involved a bike ride, turps and something to light up
One night we took a bag of newspaper, string and a 500ml bottle of turps about 1/2 a mile from my mates house onto the beech. There we soaked the string in turps and wrapped it around some stone pillars and lit it.  Then we did the same to the newspaper. As we did this, 2 mobile CCTV vans were roaming around. We crapped ourselves, grabbed what we could and rode back towards my friends house.
On the way, the vans spotted us and chased us with blues and twos. We got to a part of the promenade with bollards on it so they couldn't get past!  About 500 yards after that, my mate ditched the turps and remaining newspaper and we just kept riding till we got home! We split up about 300 yards from the house and went up different roads.
God my heart was thumping from that! We stayed in the rest of the morning after that incident.
Sorry about the story but I found it quite funny looking back on it.
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15-03-2009, 17:43
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15-03-2009, 17:47
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
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Dragged a fox hunting upper class twit down from a horse and beat the living crap out of him . Yes i did get punished with a fine . |
Did you beat him for any particular reason?
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15-03-2009, 17:50
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
When I was 18 young dum and full of man juice I committed fraud to the tune of £11,000, I'd just passed my driving test so I needed a car, the bank refused my application for a loan so I got a loan in my mates name for a car, it was that easy I carried on doing it until I reached the magical sum of £11,000. I got caught and had to own up to the lot. I was expecting a stint in jail but because I'd pleaded guilty to the whole lot I got a suspended sentence for 12 months plus 200 community hours. I've been clean ever since.
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15-03-2009, 17:51
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
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Dragged a fox hunting upper class twit down from a horse and beat the living crap out of him . Yes i did get punished with a fine . |
You don't fly an gyrocopter do you???
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/c...re/7934804.stm
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15-03-2009, 17:51
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Re: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
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Dragged a fox hunting upper class twit down from a horse and beat the living crap out of him . Yes i did get punished with a fine . |
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