What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
14-03-2009, 21:32
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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Was banned from using my manparts for months!  |
The same thing happens when you get married
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14-03-2009, 21:43
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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The same thing happens when you get married
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Banned is such an emotive word - "actively discouraged" is probably more appropriate.
(but try and be helpful by using them "elsewhere", so as not to "bother" your partner, and you never hear the end of it (I believe.......)).
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15-03-2009, 10:09
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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Banned is such an emotive word - "actively discouraged" is probably more appropriate.
(but try and be helpful by using them "elsewhere", so as not to "bother" your partner, and you never hear the end of it (I believe.......)).
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Lol! 
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15-03-2009, 10:24
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
Another one for misdiagnosed Iritis for about a week... ouch!
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15-03-2009, 10:30
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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....I was an odd case apparently,being so young and suffering in both wrists at the very same time.
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My ex had it in both hands in his early twenties, I didn't get a full night's kip for years!
Anyhow, his op was done while he was awake, and they screened off his arms obviously so he couldn't see. But the one sitting over him to reassure him had glasses on which reflected the full procedure on both hands to the ex who was mildly sedated and couldn't speak 
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15-03-2009, 11:23
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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Eh? the entire length of your ass, that's how long it is. I said crack, not hole. As it happens, mine was near the top of the crack, near the small of my back, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been ... until the wound got infected.  |
Infected butt crack..?
That's gotta be the best one yet! lmao! Not entirely sure what i'd do if i woke up one day and my crack was infected?
Do they have like..specialist buttcrack doctors for that??? 
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So you mean.....instead of eye drops, getting 'brown' eye drops?
This thread has already gone daft.....
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hahaha poo in your eye  Imagine explaining that to the optician?
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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
The same thing happens when you get married
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Thanks for the heads up! I'm stayin a single bloke then 
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15-03-2009, 11:59
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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My ex had it in both hands in his early twenties, I didn't get a full night's kip for years!
Anyhow, his op was done while he was awake, and they screened off his arms obviously so he couldn't see. But the one sitting over him to reassure him had glasses on which reflected the full procedure on both hands to the ex who was mildly sedated and couldn't speak
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I never went as far as the operation although if it ever comes back as bad as it first was i`ll be right down the hospital.
I still get numb hands & wrists and the odd pains when i`ve been driving for a while or using power tools & suchlike.Extended computer use aint so good either although i have been known to excuse myself from cutting the grass only to come on the computer..... 
None of that though is nearly as bad as holding my 3Yr old girls hand as she went under for her op........only to have some teeth removed but god that was awful.
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15-03-2009, 13:31
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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Do they have like..specialist buttcrack doctors for that??? |
Nope, just a district nurse who asks if she can put her hands down your pants. 
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15-03-2009, 13:31
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
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Nope, just a district nurse who asks if she can put her hands down your pants. |
I've seen the District Nurse around here
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15-03-2009, 13:33
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
Allo allo...
Think ill get me one of those infected but cracks then!
Any advice as to how i can go about getting one?
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I've seen the District Nurse around here |
Some people don't have too high standards, though! lol
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15-03-2009, 15:51
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
I had a cold once. I thought I was dying. to have an idea how bad it was, the ex kept telling me that everyone thinks I was dying when I had it
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15-03-2009, 15:55
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
Ah! The ever dangerous MANFLU! lol
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15-03-2009, 16:36
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Re: What's the worst/strangest illness you've ever had?
Obviously Cancer for me. But the worst bit was getting septacemia amongst other things and being bedbound for some weeks. I had tohave a catheter fitted.... 
Just imagine going to macdonalds and getting one of the straws they have there and forcing it down your manhood. It hurt like ****
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