What is this??

[Callumpy]

Originally Posted by foreverwar

erm..................

Let me think how I can put this to you.*

You would probably become "close friends" with someone called Bubba, who would take care of you, and stop other prisoners harassing you. However, there would probably be a price for this protection, which on a family-friendly forum, is a bit problematic to explain. You know how mummies and daddies love each other very much, and sometimes like to "cuddle" when they want babies? Well, in the prison scenario, you would be the mummy, and things being done wouldn't be to make babies, and the "cuddling" would involve "squealing like a pig", I believe.

For any further elucidation, I refer you to the film "Deliverance".



*In fact, that's probably what the prisoners would say to you

Yes i get the picture. only prob is as a black belt at tae kwon do i wont need this protection, so ill be fine and there is nothing worng with a cuddle

Originally Posted by Callumpy

Yes i get the picture. only prob is as a black belt at tae kwon do i wont need this protection, so ill be fine and there is nothing worng with a cuddle

Oh, to be young and innocent..............

[frogstamper]

Originally Posted by Callumpy

Yes i get the picture. only prob is as a black belt at tae kwon do i wont need this protection, so ill be fine and there is nothing worng with a cuddle

I imagine many a hard man has gone inside with this attitude Callum, only to revise his position upon release, lets hope you never have to find out.

You are a good wind up merchant Callumpy..

[Callumpy]

Originally Posted by frogstamper

hard man

Still nothing worng with a cuddle

Originally Posted by Incognitas

You are a good wind up merchant Callumpy..

and yes, on forums, chats and in real

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bubba sounds cool, just wanted to point that out too

Originally Posted by Callumpy

Still nothing worng with a cuddle

...snippety snip..

bubba sounds cool, just wanted to point that out too

This would be the expression on your face after the "cuddle"

[frogstamper]

Originally Posted by Callumpy

Still nothing worng with a cuddle

When foreverwar said a cuddle Callumpy, I think he was taking into account this is a family site, I certainly wouldn't fancy a prison cuddle off of Bubba.

Gentlemen I think Callumpy knows exactly what you mean...stop over egging.

[Callumpy]

ok, nothing wrong with sex, unless you are 13...

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Originally Posted by foreverwar

Cool, ive heared that before

[danielf]

I don't think I want to see the cellar.

(Yes, that's very poor taste, but someone had to say it)