WOW, they are obviously clueless as to prices for computers, lol I saw server type Pentium 2 on ebay, like two 233Mhz processors, maybe that could help?
That should cost what? £40?
Trick them, tell them it has like two cores so it can run multi-threaded applications, he can play Star Craft on one core and play music on the other!
Awsome!!!

