Women

Originally Posted by Nikko

Give them an inch, they want the other one.

Well if men didn't keep lying about how many inches there were in the first place......... there are men who claim there's an extra inch when there obviously isn't

Why the hell shouldn't we make claim to that extra inch!!!



Actually........ this argument reminds me of the London meet MEN!!!

Originally Posted by huggy bear

Well said . I'm off to the pub to reflect on things

The Navigation House in Abercynon by any chance?

[SOSAGES]

having seen various people over the years fall into the trap - what u want to do is just be mean from the start not too cruel just saying no and putting your foot down they will sulk they will moan just ignore em if they like you within an hour they will forget about it as location location location or sex in the city comes on tv ..

oh and lie a lot

[punky]

Originally Posted by marina

Actually........ this argument reminds me of the London meet MEN!!!

What happened?

(And incidently men would love to live in a society where the size of your manhood isn;t the be all and end all, but unfortunately size matters, and women let us know it.)

[altis]

Why does it take three women with PMT to change a light bulb?
















BECAUSE IT DOES!!!!!

[Stuart]

Originally Posted by marina

Well if men didn't keep lying about how many inches there were in the first place.........

You mean that the gap between the two brackets following this question isn't 8 inches? ( )

[Stuart]

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?












One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

[MovedGoalPosts]

Originally Posted by scastle

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
<snip bobbit style >

I think you might need a vallium or two

[Stuart]

Originally Posted by MovedGoalPosts

I think you might need a vallium or two

It was a joke...

[Ramrod]

My biggest gripe about women is how they can't stick to the point/problem being argued over. They just can't help dredging up sh*t that happened years ago every bl**dy time. On the rare occasions that we have an argument I have to keep dragging the 'discussion' back to the topic in hand.
On the other hand, I think their good points outweigh their faults.......beautiful, bewitching, sexy........

Originally Posted by scastle

You mean that the gap between the two brackets following this question isn't 8 inches? ( )

8 inches? Of course it is....... and it's a beautiful 8 inches..... and i don't know why you're so anxious about it, darling....... you know size doesn't matter to me

Or the 10 cm in diameter would be an issue........

Originally Posted by scastle

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
.......... [Snipped... ooer!]

I thought that was very funny
But if you don't need that valium....... there are some of us that do

Originally Posted by punky

I agree women can be bizarre and even absurd sometimes, but I think she has a point..........[Snipped]

........ and i agree with Punky...... even with the bizarre and absurd bit but i've found that works both ways...... we just see and interpret things differently i suppose, but that doesn't meant that i find us women any easier to understand at times
However.... i have been on the other end of a similar situation as the one described by Huggy Bear. I've been told that a meeting would take place about a week or more in advance and then not received any other communication before the set time
I suppose i just need more reassurance..... this particular man had cancelled at the last minute (and i mean minute) before. Things happen..... meetings get cancelled...... some people are more casual about them and don't think that the other person will mind or be put out
I like to be a little more considerate
Perhaps this 'missus' feels neglected generally..... doesn't trust Huggy Bear........ has reason to believe that Huggy Bear is unreliable.....
Bit hard generalising about all women if we know nothing about Huggy's behaviour and how he's treated his 'missus' in the past.

Either way....... a little consideration for the other person doesn't kill you..... and if you love them, would it hurt to make them happy?


and yes......... i ignored you ramrod.......... another thing us women do well But am sure that i'll bring up your last post in the future and make your life hell for it

Originally Posted by scastle

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

Someone tried to do the "How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?" joke in front of my ex-girlfriend once and was *very* surprised when he got the reply:















ONE! AND IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!

[Gareth]

*sigh* Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!

[greencreeper]

Originally Posted by huggy bear

I had a bit of a ding dong with the missus last weekend, so Monday night she texts me saying I will see you Thursday. "Ok" I think to myself that's when I'll see her next. Today I was dumfounded to be texted several times getting onto me about why I had not contacted her

"That's strange love. I texted you back saying <insert something soppy here>. I thought it was strange that you didn't text me back, but I thought you were still upset with me. It'll be network congestion - they drop texts"

Originally Posted by Gareth

*sigh* Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!

Why don't we just insert the word people where ever it says men or women and see if it's just as funny?