5 reasons why sex is good for you...

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by Ramrod

I wouldn't

If you say it like that it implies that you've not tried it....and I find that very hard to believe

Damn right - I've never jogged in my life!

[Paul K]

Originally Posted by MetaWraith

You mean you found some pics of Deb's in Dallas

Shhhh She's trying to keep them quiet in case Kronas finds out...... but no, it was more to do with a certain word that could be taken quite innocently in modern day life but if you ask a web search engine what it means...... and god help you if you look at any images that it finds lol

[MetaWraith]

Originally Posted by Paul

Shhhh She's trying to keep them quiet in case Kronas finds out...... but no, it was more to do with a certain word that could be taken quite innocently in modern day life but if you ask a web search engine what it means...... and god help you if you look at any images that it finds lol

aaahhh
Mousturbate http://www.unwords.com/unword/mousturbate.html

[Bex]

You'll feel happier. In addition to the obvious boost in satisfaction, feeling secure in your relationship leads to a greater sense of well-being. Women in particular may see even more benefits. Researchers at the State University of New York at Albany found that women who regularly came into contact with semen were significantly less depressed than those who didn't get a dose of those potent sex hormones and naturally occurring opiates.

there you go then lads, when your women's depressed get her to bed more often

apparently it also helps headaches

and someone once told me the best cure for a sore throat is (in a women).... will leave you to figure it

[Marge]

Originally Posted by Paul

Shhhh She's trying to keep them quiet in case Kronas finds out......

Paul, shush as I've also been know to frequent Dukinfield, Denton and Droylsden

Originally Posted by Paul

Just what were you looking for when you found that Kronas?
150 calories in 30 mins? Mmmmmm so how many biscuits is 2 1/2 calories worth?

mmm what are you doing with the biscuits? i've heard about people like you

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by gary_580

mmm what are you doing with the biscuits? i've heard about people like you

Bringing them upstairs for tea and biscuits in bed - what else?

[kronas]

Originally Posted by Chimaera

Bringing them upstairs for tea and biscuits in bed - what else?

would you like 'cream' with that ?

*gets coat ready

[MetaWraith]

are you sure they were biscuits ?
weren't they "After 8" mints

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by kronas

would you like 'cream' with that ?

*gets coat ready

Nope - cream goes with coffee not tea!
Let me help you with your coat............

[kronas]

Originally Posted by Chimaera

Nope - cream goes with coffee not tea!
Let me help you with your coat............

i was talking about the biscuits, they could have been hobnobs or crackers

[Paul K]

Originally Posted by MetaWraith

are you sure they were biscuits ?
weren't they "After 8" mints

Nearly mis-read that and no they were biscuits, chocolate tends to make a mess......

[MetaWraith]

Originally Posted by kronas

i was talking about the biscuits, they could have been hobnobs or crackers

It's Polly wanted the crackers, not Chimaera.

[Paul K]

Originally Posted by MetaWraith

It's Polly wanted the crackers, not Chimaera.

Polly? This another one of your Laaaaadies Meta? Better not let Kronas near her

[kronas]

Originally Posted by Paul

Better not let Kronas near her

*sits back, awaits the story to unfold.