The Anti-Big Brother Thread!! :D

[SMHarman]

Oh yes, on post 1 too. Have you reported it? The anti-BB mods will probably leave it though.

Originally Posted by SMHarman

Oh yes, on post 1 too. Have you reported it? The anti-BB mods will probably leave it though.

Good point, just reported it - we'll see what happens.

[Richard M]

Link removed...carry on.

Originally Posted by Richard M

Link removed...carry on.

Hmm, yes, carry on ...

/cough

anyone?

No, after that little burst of excitement, there really is nothing much left to talk about.

Police were called to the Big Brother House today after viewers finally realised that they had fallen for a massive con.

Fraud Squad officers were investigating complaints that this so called "Reality TV Show" was about as real life as an episode of East Enders and gullible viewers were being fleeced of their money by calling in to "evict" housemates, when, in fact, the whole programme was being orchestrated by TV producers, abetted by large amounts of alcohol.

A Police spokesman commented "I wish people would just stop watching this programme, then we wouldn't have to deal with this sort of nonsense any more".

[ZrByte]

Originally Posted by Graham

Police were called to the Big Brother House today after viewers finally realised that they had fallen for a massive con.

Fraud Squad officers were investigating complaints that this so called "Reality TV Show" was about as real life as an episode of East Enders and gullible viewers were being fleeced of their money by calling in to "evict" housemates, when, in fact, the whole programme was being orchestrated by TV producers, abetted by large amounts of alcohol.

A Police spokesman commented "I wish people would just stop watching this programme, then we wouldn't have to deal with this sort of nonsense any more".

lol, as soon as I can your getting a rep for that

I've just (purely by accident, I swear!) caught a bit of Big Brother's Little Brother when switching channels.

Apparently the housemates are getting through masses of loo roll (something like two rolls per day!)

They were suggesting all sorts of reasons why this could happen, but they seemed to have missed out the obvious one:

This programme is the biggest load of cr@p on TV!!!

Originally Posted by dedass

i couldn't agreed wih you all more. it's a sad state of affairs when this kind of rubbish cammands as much time in our press, as it does on our screens.

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EDIT (Richard M): Do not spam the forum please

i'm not and i'm proud!!!

Anybody else getting Spam PMs from this person?

edit

Ah, suspension action has been taken ...

The latest news from Big Brother...

Following more disruptions in the Big Brother house, the producers wish to announce that evictions will no longer be decided by public vote...

... they will be decided by two falls, two submissions or a knockout...!!