MERGED - All Avril threads

[kronas]

Originally Posted by scastle

Sorry for being picky, I just thought it was funny..

it was

Originally Posted by scastle

Anyway, why do I get the feeling Avril would be better off going out somebody from , say, heckmondwike?

not really, she can always get someone better than me and proberbly has, anyway wtf am i saying its irrelevant, i just meant she could have choose someone better looking then him, then again im not gay

[Dave Stones]

Originally Posted by kronas

here he is:

oh mi god! he must be one of the shortest blokes in existence... i thought avril was tiny, and he is barely a couple of inches taller

[kronas]

Originally Posted by Dave Stones

oh mi god! he must be one of the shortest blokes in existence... i thought avril was tiny, and he is barely a couple of inches taller

to be honest if your 5ft you dont want a 6ft 4 women towering over you ? do you ?

Originally Posted by kronas

i do mean stick, damn typing.........

for those who wanted a pick of the ugly ****er going out with her

here he is:

tututut she could do so much better

Who're the two paramilitary meat-heads following them though?

[Dave Stones]

Originally Posted by kronas

to be honest if your 5ft you dont want a 6ft 4 women towering over you ? do you ?

true, but its not often you see such a short bloke like that round these parts is it

*no offence to short people....*

and as for 6ft 4 women, i wouldnt mind rod stweart's ex towering over me

she is close to that isnt she?

[Russ]

You've got to wonder, what is it on the back of that guy's head that the bald bloke is so interested in?

[Stuart]

Originally Posted by Russ D

You've got to wonder, what is it on the back of that guy's head that the bald bloke is so interested in?

Maybe it's all for show, and the short guy with his arm around Avril is actually gay and having an affair with the bald guy.. The bald guy might be looking on jealously..

[Russ]

.....you have a very curious imagination........

They look like a couple of kids ....

[Julian]

Originally Posted by Pem

They look like a couple of kids ....

Yeah and soooo like going steady.....

[kronas]

Originally Posted by scastle

Maybe it's all for show, and the short guy with his arm around Avril is actually gay and having an affair with the bald guy.. The bald guy might be looking on jealously..

lol even better

Originally Posted by Julian

Yeah and soooo like going steady.....

lol....

pem will come around to sort you out, or get on the phone and give you a rollocking

[Stuart]

Originally Posted by Russ D

.....you have a very curious imagination........

Nahh, Warped maybe...

[punky]

Anyone else think that Avril's new boyfriend has lice or fleas or something?

Is that Deryck from Sum 41? It doesn't really look like him, but he is short, and could of dyed his hair black, it might look like him. If it is him, I hope she's treating him well. He's a nice bloke aparently.

[kronas]

Originally Posted by punky

Is that Deryck from Sum 41? It doesn't really look like him, but he is short, and could of dyed his hair black, it might look like him. If it is him, I hope she's treating him well. He's a nice bloke aparently.

it is him, as i stated quite a few pages back.........

[punky]

Originally Posted by kronas

it is him, as i stated quite a few pages back.........

I thought so, but you know what celebrity relationships are like.