The Answer To Lawnmowing

[Bifta]

Originally Posted by Pem

I found tarmac & slabs to be the answer to lawnmowing

As my ex neighbour would say "CONCRETE THE F****R!"

[abailey152]

Originally Posted by Wolf

the woman has the garden and i have the computer. Job Done.

Unfortunately, I have my computer and the computer room which I clean thoroughly(ish) at least once every year whether it want's it or not!

Originally Posted by Incognitas

That if you leave it long enough,after a while it gets no thicker but stays the same.All the dust has settled.

Trouble is I'm never allowed to to put the theory to the test.

Living with an ex-service man is hell I tell you,hell!

Incog.

One would have to assume to prove the theory you would also not be able to move and therefore disturb the dust? I doubt its true as skin makes up most of the dust and you would still be sheding skin

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by abailey152

Unfortunately, I have my computer and the computer room which I clean thoroughly(ish) at least once every year whether it want's it or not!

Is that the same day out change your vest and have a bath? :pp

[abailey152]

You must have met me!

[Theodoric]

Originally Posted by Incognitas

That if you leave it long enough,after a while it gets no thicker but stays the same.All the dust has settled.

Trouble is I'm never allowed to to put the theory to the test.

Living with an ex-service man is hell I tell you,hell!

Incog.

When I was single, I used to work on the principle that if I was disgusted with the state of the house, then it was time to do something about it.

PS If you are a smoker and leave the net curtains up long enough, they turn a delightful beige colour and are capable of standing up by themselves when you eventually take them down.

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by Theodoric

PS If you are a smoker and leave the net curtains up long enough, they turn a delightful beige colour and are capable of standing up by themselves when you eventually take them down.

EEEWWWWWW
Well I have no lawn - my back garden is paved over (and only 25 ft square!) and I do everything else myself - hence the decorating I started 3 weeks ago is still 'ongoing'
(Although someone has been helping me of late - thanks for doing the kitchen floor Paul!)

[Theodoric]

Originally Posted by Chimaera

EEEWWWWWW
Well I have no lawn - my back garden is paved over (and only 25 ft square!) and I do everything else myself - hence the decorating I started 3 weeks ago is still 'ongoing'
(Although someone has been helping me of late - thanks for doing the kitchen floor Paul!)

Marriage is a great reformer of your housekeeping standards.