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Old 21-02-2004, 20:49   #31
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And we must not forget "Thou Shalt Not CAP".
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And we must not forget "Thou Shalt Not CAP".
What about " though shalt not covet thy neighbours reps "
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Old 21-02-2004, 20:57   #33
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Is it chocolate cake?
Has to be that's commandment 25a sub para II


Sometimes known as the Marie Antoinette clause.
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thou shalts eats as much choclocate as tho desires
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Old 21-02-2004, 21:03   #35
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Is it chocolate cake?
it can be any cake you what it to be


and now for the most important commandment

Thou Shalt Not cover any beatles songs ever
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it can be any cake you what it to be


and now for the most important commandment

Thou Shalt Not cover any beatles songs ever
Yep just "let it be".
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this ones for Rachel

Thou Shalt Not bad mouth my stevie wonder cd
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Is it chocolate cake?
....she inquired innocently
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Yep! I just want to know whether this is just another dig at the Bible or whether it's meant as a joke, in which case I'll scoop it off to humour
It was meant to be a joke! Except possibly the second one, which was originally a dig at the British government.
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