Bog Standards?

[nfs6600]

Public Loos where I live are disgusting. Once went in one 3 year back when i was still at college and found a smackhead in the corner getting his fix. Needles to say (no pun intended ) I made a sharp exist and went into the nearest shop i could find and requested the use of their facilities if I bought something"

Originally Posted by zoombini

In public loos I try to use my foot to lift the seat, flush & open the doors now, otherwise it's too unhealthy for my liking.

I thought I was the only one

I lift the seat with my foot, and open doors with the little finger of my left hand, holding the handle by whichever corner it seems least likely anyone else will have touched.

Call me Howard Hughes if you like but I don't like sticking my hand on other people's stale urine or, having washed my hands, having to grab a door handle that someone else has used after not washing theirs. Yuck.

[AndrewJ]

Lets hope this brings a new standard up for the bog, and ain't another U-bend in the massive cistern of ideas which never flush into reallife.

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by Saxodriver

Lets hope this brings a new standard up for the bog, and ain't another U-bend in the massive cistern of ideas which never flush into reallife.

I hope so too - then you won't be feeling so bloo


Ahem

[AndrewJ]

I am sure Mr T-Duck will be able to recify this rapidly empting cistern of a thread, before it all gets stuck in the u-bend of never ending pun's.