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Old Today, 08:31   #9661
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates

Explosion in the bathroom everywhere at 6am this morning!

Now wondering how long it's going to last and if I will be going into work tomorrow or if I'll be sitting on the loo all week!

Hoping it's not my blood pressure pills causing it.
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Explosion in the bathroom everywhere at 6am this morning!

Now wondering how long it's going to last and if I will be going into work tomorrow or if I'll be sitting on the loo all week!

Hoping it's not my blood pressure pills causing it.
is that code for the shits
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is that code for the shits
I've never known anything like it, a fart is not necessarily a fart, at least I wasn't in bed!

The pills I found are 16 years out of date..... But still taking them.
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I've never known anything like it, a fart is not necessarily a fart, at least I wasn't in bed!

The pills I found are 16 years out of date..... But still taking them.
i would say given the reaction your body has had and their age these pills are unsafe
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

Why you taking gone off stuff that'll most likely add to your arse pains hahaha lol
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i would say given the reaction your body has had and their age these pills are unsafe
These pills are being taken after the events.

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Re: Moans and Pet Hates

Probably just the body telling you, in its quaint little way, that you may have eaten something that was slightly dodgy.

The good news is it probably isn't Ebola or Dengue fever . . but I'm not a doctor
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Probably just the body telling you, in its quaint little way, that you may have eaten something that was slightly dodgy.

The good news is it probably isn't Ebola or Dengue fever . . but I'm not a doctor
Your comment again hasn't disappointed!
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Super glue your bum cheeks together then jump and clap
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It's called sharting
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The gift that keeps giving

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/405697...rival-meeting/
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