Donate sperm get concert tickets - Page 2

Wicked_and_Crazy · 12-03-2008, 22:29

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Originally Posted by LSainsbury

Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!

must admit i've never seen a sperm doner, is this the new "after a night out" food??

perhaps the donation procedure needs you to be able to reach a glory hole and hence the height requirement.

The Hitman · 12-03-2008, 22:33

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull

Yer pulling my plod arn't you.

alferret · 12-03-2008, 22:34

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Originally Posted by sollp

Donate sperm, get call from CSA!!

I did and I got the call

Wicked_and_Crazy · 12-03-2008, 22:51

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Originally Posted by The Hitman

Yer pulling my plod arn't you.

i think your supposed to do that

12-03-2008, 22:53

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Originally Posted by Wicked_and_Crazy

must admit i've never seen a sperm doner, is this the new "after a night out" food??

OK - I made a typo!

Wicked_and_Crazy · 12-03-2008, 22:54

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Originally Posted by LSainsbury

OK - I made a typo!

you never know whats in those doners so you may well have been right

WHISTLED · 12-03-2008, 23:06

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but I can tell by your character you don't care to much about that anyway

I would point out you have no idea of my character and congratulate you on being correct in your assumption.

Quite correct I have no interest in your view though..

12-03-2008, 23:15

Let's not fall out. It's only a laugh.
I got the yellow card warning in this thread. Let's make it just the one.

**Maggy** · 13-03-2008, 01:10

So how the Perverted Simian missed this thread?It's so up his errrrr alley/passage/cul de sac.........

Anyway can anyone point me to a donate ova for concert tickets link?

greencreeper · 13-03-2008, 02:37

Being gay, I naturally am disease ridden, so donating anything is out of the question. This does not trouble me.

Druchii · 13-03-2008, 02:55

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Originally Posted by greencreeper

Being gay, I naturally am disease ridden, so donating anything is out of the question. This does not trouble me.

Don't be so hard on yourself... Oooh errr...

Vlad_Dracul · 13-03-2008, 09:16

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Originally Posted by LSainsbury

Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!

So that you can reach the top shelf in the garage/newsagents?

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull

It would be interesting to hear the views of wives and girlfriends with regard to their male partners' squirting for free tickets.

Is this not a debasement of the whole reproductive process..simply turning it into a transaction?

At least donors who previously donated to the official clinics probably did it for the right reasons rather than for a couple of crummy creamfield tickets.

Its a good thing that any such child conceived does not get to learn of their origins.

We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

TheNorm · 13-03-2008, 09:46

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Originally Posted by Vlad_Dracul

...We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

What makes you think a child conceived by artificial insemination will be unloved and not born into a traditional married family?

Mr_love_monkey · 13-03-2008, 09:51

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Originally Posted by Vlad_Dracul

At least donors who previously donated to the official clinics probably did it for the right reasons rather than for a couple of crummy creamfield tickets.

What - money? - I doubt very many people donated sperm out of the goodness of their heart - a cash deposit (so to speak) helped them make their minds up

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Originally Posted by Incognitas

So how the Perverted Simian missed this thread?It's so up his errrrr alley/passage/cul de sac.........

I was busy looking for porn. I can only manage one thing at a time

13-03-2008, 10:19

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Originally Posted by Vlad_Dracul

We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

What a jolly old soul!

Sadly, not everyone is fortunate enough to be in a position where they don't need to look for alternatives.
People with no partners. People who aren't fertile. Even people who don't wish to have partners. I'm sure there are many more reasons too.

It's really, really not as black and white as you say, and artificial insemination (for whatever reason and however gained!) certainly isn't the sordid, selfish event you seem to think it is.
Just because there's this mad gimmicky way, doesn't mean the end result is anything less. In any case, what makes you think ANY sperm donor cares more for the 'child soon to be born'.
Sorry, but you've not made a lot of sense to me there.