Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
20-08-2007, 17:00
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Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
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Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh battled for an hour to disconnect the penis of Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf from a hoover after the diminutive Fringe performer inadvertantly superglued it to the vacuum cleaner's "attachment".
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Continued here...
Either this is the best excuse i've ever heard for the old hoover as a "toy" story or this guys telling the truth.
Either way - i dont care... 
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20-08-2007, 17:01
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux (to quote the old advert)......
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20-08-2007, 17:13
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
Well, they say it makes you go blind and he's already wearing glasses... http://tinyurl.com/yv4qj5
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20-08-2007, 17:45
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
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20-08-2007, 18:29
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
This is an actual performance artist? 
and I thought my mind was past being boggled. 
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20-08-2007, 19:10
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
I love one of the comments...
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only waited 20 seconds...
hmm sounds like a case of premature attachulation.
(I wish that was a real word)
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20-08-2007, 20:45
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
 You can't say Dwarf, Its person of limited stature
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20-08-2007, 20:56
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
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Originally Posted by Hom3r
You can't say Dwarf, Its person of limited stature |
Porg - Person of Restricted Growth  (Wilt, by Tom Sharpe).
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20-08-2007, 21:26
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
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Originally Posted by foreverwar
Porg - Person of Restricted Growth (Wilt, by Tom Sharpe). |
Do i dare google "Porg porn"? 
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20-08-2007, 22:05
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
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Do i dare google "P*rg p*rn"? |
The thing is, now you've put that term on a website, if anyone else googles it, your name will come up.......
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20-08-2007, 22:12
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
 thats gotta hurt.
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21-08-2007, 00:10
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
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Originally Posted by dragon
thats gotta hurt. |
Surely not as much as the act itself 
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21-08-2007, 08:58
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
At least he will be able to keep his act clean now lol!
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21-08-2007, 11:07
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Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover
Quote-I just wished the ground could swallow me up."-End of quote
The vac had already done that for him lmao!!!!!
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