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TheBlueRaja

20-08-2007 17:00

Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

Quote:

Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh battled for an hour to disconnect the penis of Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf from a hoover after the diminutive Fringe performer inadvertantly superglued it to the vacuum cleaner's "attachment".

Continued here...

:rofl:

Either this is the best excuse i've ever heard for the old hoover as a "toy" story or this guys telling the truth.

Either way - i dont care... :D

Hugh	20-08-2007 17:01

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux (to quote the old advert)......

http://commercial-archive.com/images...oluxADLAND.gif

Delta Whiskey

20-08-2007 17:13

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

Well, they say it makes you go blind and he's already wearing glasses... http://tinyurl.com/yv4qj5 :D

Shaun

20-08-2007 17:45

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

http://www.circusofhorrors.co.uk/pic...y%20nurse..htm

:LOL:

Maggy

20-08-2007 18:29

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

This is an actual performance artist? :Yikes:

and I thought my mind was past being boggled.:rolleyes:

Cobbydaler

20-08-2007 19:10

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

I love one of the comments...

Quote:

only waited 20 seconds...
hmm sounds like a case of premature attachulation.
(I wish that was a real word)

Hom3r

20-08-2007 20:45

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

:eeek:You can't say Dwarf, Its person of limited stature:D

Hugh	20-08-2007 20:56

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

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Originally Posted by Hom3r (Post 34379535)

:eeek:You can't say Dwarf, Its person of limited stature:D

Porg - Person of Restricted Growth ;) (Wilt, by Tom Sharpe).

Shaun

20-08-2007 21:26

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34379544)

Porg - Person of Restricted Growth ;) (Wilt, by Tom Sharpe).

Do i dare google "Porg porn"?:shocked:

Hugh	20-08-2007 22:05

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 34379569)

Do i dare google "P*rg p*rn"?:shocked:

The thing is, now you've put that term on a website, if anyone else googles it, your name will come up....... :D

dragon

20-08-2007 22:12

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

:LOL: thats gotta hurt.

greencreeper

21-08-2007 00:10

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragon (Post 34379602)

:LOL: thats gotta hurt.

Surely not as much as the act itself :disturbd:

Tinky

21-08-2007 08:58

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

At least he will be able to keep his act clean now lol!;)

Jules

21-08-2007 11:07

Re: Dwarf superglues his mimi-me to hoover

Quote-I just wished the ground could swallow me up."-End of quote

The vac had already done that for him lmao!!!!!

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