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Old 17-05-2004, 20:29   #1
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

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A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
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Old 17-05-2004, 20:38   #2
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Re: Childless Couple Told To Try Sex...
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"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."


thats bull****
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Old 17-05-2004, 20:39   #3
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Re: Childless Couple Told To Try Sex...
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when they finally found out....
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Old 17-05-2004, 20:42   #4
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Re: Childless Couple Told To Try Sex...
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I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when they finally found out....
ooer Thats a bit kinky!
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Old 17-05-2004, 20:47   #5
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I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when they finally found out....
I'd of loved to see the Bob Newhart version - a line from the one he did on tobacco goes like this

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OK, Walt, what have we got this time? You donââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t say - tobacco! And whatââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s tobacco Walt? Whatââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s that. A leaf. And what do you do with this leaf..... You roll it up. No donââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t tell me, you stick in youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢re ear! No. OK Walt I was only kidding. What do you do with it Walt?

You what? You stick it in your mouth......and then you light it!!
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Re: Childless Couple Told To Try Sex...
There was an article a while ago on a greek couple who though they were infertile. Further investigation revealed that they had been regularly practicing
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The one we sometimes do or the one we never do
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the one we never do
as Chandler found out who the father of their adopted twins was.

Both (not Monica and Chandler) thought that was how you did it.

Tried to google for the news article, but it is burried somewhere in a sea of seedy websites.
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I hope the doctors explained that when they did try sex, that it had to be with each other.
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Old 18-05-2004, 21:51   #8
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Christ.............It truely boggles the mind.
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i'm shocked and find this amusing at the same time..... how could you possible be totally sheltered from sex? i guess they never watch films or tv after the watershed then. and never talk to their friends
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If they are that dumb it was probably a dangerous thing to actually tell them how to breed, the gene pool is shallow enough in places as it is.
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i'm shocked and find this amusing at the same time..... how could you possible be totally sheltered from sex? i guess they never watch films or tv after the watershed then. and never talk to their friends
More than that, sex is a natural act.. and totally instinctive.
I certainly didn't need to be told about it to want to do it.

As for being brought up in a religeous environment... ?? that could mean anything.
It certainly isn't Biblical Christianity that they've been following.. sex is something to be cherished and celebrated between man and wife. It's a gift to be enjoyed.
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If they are that dumb it was probably a dangerous thing to actually tell them how to breed, the gene pool is shallow enough in places as it is.
maybe they will actually tell their kids about it before they get to their 30s
obviously dont do sex ed in germany
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More than that, sex is a natural act.. and totally instinctive.
I certainly didn't need to be told about it to want to do it.

As for being brought up in a religeous environment... ?? that could mean anything.
It certainly isn't Biblical Christianity that they've been following.. sex is something to be cherished and celebrated between man and wife. It's a gift to be enjoyed.
couldn't agree more............. not sure that it is totally instinctive though.... to a certain degree yes
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Well, it *MUST* be instinctive, or we wouldn't be here!!
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Well, it *MUST* be instinctive, or we wouldn't be here!!
or taught by the creator that invented it...no instinct necessary

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