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jamesclarke555 17-05-2004 20:29

Childless Couple Told To Try Sex...
 
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

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A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
:shocked: :confused: :shocked:

kronas 17-05-2004 20:38

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"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
:shocked: :Yikes: :wtf: oops:

thats bull**** :confused:

TheBlueRaja 17-05-2004 20:39

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I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when they finally found out....

:D

aliferste 17-05-2004 20:42

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Originally Posted by theblueraja
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when they finally found out....

:D

ooer Thats a bit kinky!

homealone 17-05-2004 20:47

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Originally Posted by theblueraja
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when they finally found out....

:D

I'd of loved to see the Bob Newhart version - a line from the one he did on tobacco goes like this

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OK, Walt, what have we got this time? You donââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t say - tobacco! And whatââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s tobacco Walt? Whatââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s that. A leaf. And what do you do with this leaf..... You roll it up. No donââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t tell me, you stick in youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢re ear! No. OK Walt I was only kidding. What do you do with it Walt?

You what? You stick it in your mouth......and then you light it!!

SMHarman 17-05-2004 22:41

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There was an article a while ago on a greek couple who though they were infertile. Further investigation revealed that they had been regularly practicing
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Originally Posted by Chandler
The one we sometimes do or the one we never do

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monica
the one we never do

as Chandler found out who the father of their adopted twins was.

Both (not Monica and Chandler) thought that was how you did it.

Tried to google for the news article, but it is burried somewhere in a sea of seedy websites.

Theodoric 18-05-2004 21:33

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I hope the doctors explained that when they did try sex, that it had to be with each other. :)

Earl of Bronze 18-05-2004 21:51

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Originally Posted by jamesclarke555

Christ.............It truely boggles the mind. :shocked: :banghead:

Bex 19-05-2004 09:26

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i'm shocked and find this amusing at the same time..... how could you possible be totally sheltered from sex? i guess they never watch films or tv after the watershed then. and never talk to their friends

dr wadd 19-05-2004 09:38

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If they are that dumb it was probably a dangerous thing to actually tell them how to breed, the gene pool is shallow enough in places as it is.

Jon M 19-05-2004 09:39

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Originally Posted by Bex
i'm shocked and find this amusing at the same time..... how could you possible be totally sheltered from sex? i guess they never watch films or tv after the watershed then. and never talk to their friends

More than that, sex is a natural act.. and totally instinctive.
I certainly didn't need to be told about it to want to do it.

As for being brought up in a religeous environment... ?? that could mean anything.
It certainly isn't Biblical Christianity that they've been following.. sex is something to be cherished and celebrated between man and wife. It's a gift to be enjoyed.

Bex 19-05-2004 09:40

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Originally Posted by dr wadd
If they are that dumb it was probably a dangerous thing to actually tell them how to breed, the gene pool is shallow enough in places as it is.

maybe they will actually tell their kids about it before they get to their 30s :LOL:
obviously dont do sex ed in germany:erm:

Bex 19-05-2004 09:41

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Originally Posted by s1lv3r
More than that, sex is a natural act.. and totally instinctive.
I certainly didn't need to be told about it to want to do it.

As for being brought up in a religeous environment... ?? that could mean anything.
It certainly isn't Biblical Christianity that they've been following.. sex is something to be cherished and celebrated between man and wife. It's a gift to be enjoyed.

couldn't agree more............. not sure that it is totally instinctive though.... to a certain degree yes

Stuart W 19-05-2004 09:48

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Well, it *MUST* be instinctive, or we wouldn't be here!!

Chris 19-05-2004 12:36

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Originally Posted by Stuart W
Well, it *MUST* be instinctive, or we wouldn't be here!!

or taught by the creator that invented it...no instinct necessary

/lights blue touchpaper and retires a safe distance :D


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