06-05-2004, 18:46
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Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
FHM (Yes, I read FHM, i'm sad like that), and RichardM have made the rather bold assumption that Abi Titmus is THE perfect girlfriend.
What do you guys/girls think? i'd be interested to hear what people say. If she isn't then who is, and why?
To start you off, i'm inclined to agree. She:
1) is loyal
2) is attractive
3) calls other women "birds"
4) likes porn
5) threesomes with other women to please her bloke
6) is/was a nurse
7) likes stockings/lingerie and uniforms
etc...
Edit: Russ: Just so you know, Mylene Klass is in the issue too.
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06-05-2004, 18:49
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
She is pretty damn perfect.
The only thing I can think of is that her face isn't as pretty as I'd like but she makes up for it in other ways. 
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06-05-2004, 20:26
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
It's hard to judge that isn't exactly a lot of information - it's vague in places too.
I'll get m' coat 
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06-05-2004, 21:12
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
Who is Abi Titmus then 
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06-05-2004, 21:16
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
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Who is Abi Titmus then |
Some woman who is apparently now a "celebrity"...for the sole reason that she went out with some other "celebrity", & got in the tabloids when they had some sort of orgy, or something.
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06-05-2004, 21:17
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
Heh, who on earth voted awful? I wouldn't climb over her to to any of you lot
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06-05-2004, 21:20
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
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Edit: Russ: Just so you know, Mylene Klass is in the issue too.
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06-05-2004, 21:23
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
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Heh, who on earth voted awful? I wouldn't climb over her to to any of you lot |
So how many of us have you met then?
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06-05-2004, 21:26
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
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So how many of us have you met then? |
i have :pp :pp :pp :pp 
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Some woman who is apparently now a "celebrity"...for the sole reason that she went out with some other "celebrity", & got in the tabloids when they had some sort of orgy, or something.
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ah, i was wondering too, thanks for the clarification.........tsk tsk some people going after these women  :pp 
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06-05-2004, 21:37
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
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So how many of us have you met then? |
Well see .. now .. obviously I was basing my decision on the previous posters, all of them being male.
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06-05-2004, 21:38
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
I don't feel I can vote with confidence till I see a pic....tried googling but can't find one....must be one hell of a celebrity :pp
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06-05-2004, 21:39
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
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06-05-2004, 21:42
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
well she certainly lives up to the first half of her second name in that pic :pp
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06-05-2004, 21:49
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
i don't like her jaw.... cant complain about anything else though
*loyal fhm reader*
oh, and the photo in the letters column of the person in the thong behind mark owen... my flatmate knows him :pp
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06-05-2004, 21:49
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Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
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well she certainly lives up to the first half of her second name in that pic :pp |
Yea, but they're not real :pp
Thanks for the pic Bif....your right....I wouldn't kick her out of bed either
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