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punky 06-05-2004 18:46

Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
FHM (Yes, I read FHM, i'm sad like that), and RichardM have made the rather bold assumption that Abi Titmus is THE perfect girlfriend.

What do you guys/girls think? i'd be interested to hear what people say. If she isn't then who is, and why?

To start you off, i'm inclined to agree. She:

1) is loyal
2) is attractive
3) calls other women "birds"
4) likes porn
5) threesomes with other women to please her bloke
6) is/was a nurse
7) likes stockings/lingerie and uniforms

etc...

Edit: Russ: Just so you know, Mylene Klass is in the issue too.

Richard M 06-05-2004 18:49

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
:rofl:
She is pretty damn perfect.
The only thing I can think of is that her face isn't as pretty as I'd like but she makes up for it in other ways. ;)

downquark1 06-05-2004 20:26

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
It's hard to judge that isn't exactly a lot of information - it's vague in places too.


I'll get m' coat :sulk:

Paul 06-05-2004 21:12

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Who is Abi Titmus then :confused:

Tezcatlipoca 06-05-2004 21:16

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pem
Who is Abi Titmus then :confused:

Some woman who is apparently now a "celebrity"...for the sole reason that she went out with some other "celebrity", & got in the tabloids when they had some sort of orgy, or something.

Bifta 06-05-2004 21:17

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Heh, who on earth voted awful? I wouldn't climb over her to to any of you lot ;)

Russ 06-05-2004 21:20

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by punky
Edit: Russ: Just so you know, Mylene Klass is in the issue too.


:eeek: *legs it down to tesco

Chimaera 06-05-2004 21:23

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bifta
Heh, who on earth voted awful? I wouldn't climb over her to to any of you lot ;)

So how many of us have you met then? ;)

kronas 06-05-2004 21:26

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
So how many of us have you met then? ;)

i have :pp :pp :pp :pp :kiss:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tezcatlipoca
Some woman who is apparently now a "celebrity"...for the sole reason that she went out with some other "celebrity", & got in the tabloids when they had some sort of orgy, or something.

ah, i was wondering too, thanks for the clarification.........tsk tsk some people going after these women :erm: :pp :D

Bifta 06-05-2004 21:37

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
So how many of us have you met then? ;)

Well see .. now .. obviously I was basing my decision on the previous posters, all of them being male.

Ramrod 06-05-2004 21:38

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
I don't feel I can vote with confidence till I see a pic....tried googling but can't find one....must be one hell of a celebrity :pp

Bifta 06-05-2004 21:39

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kronas 06-05-2004 21:42

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
well she certainly lives up to the first half of her second name in that pic :pp :D ;)

Dave Stones 06-05-2004 21:49

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
i don't like her jaw.... cant complain about anything else though ;)

*loyal fhm reader*

oh, and the photo in the letters column of the person in the thong behind mark owen... my flatmate knows him :pp

Ramrod 06-05-2004 21:49

Re: Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
well she certainly lives up to the first half of her second name in that pic :pp :D ;)

Yea, but they're not real :pp
Thanks for the pic Bif....your right....I wouldn't kick her out of bed either :D


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