Not as surprised as the patient was.....
19-04-2010, 19:45
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Not as surprised as the patient was.....
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A surgeon appeared "quite surprised" after accidentally cutting off a man's testicle, the General Medical Council was told today.
Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was only supposed to cut out a cyst on the patient's right testis, but instead he "mistakenly" removed the whole testicle, the GMC heard.
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Brings a whole new meaning to "dropping a bolleau", imho.... 
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19-04-2010, 19:52
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
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Brings a whole new meaning to "dropping a bolleau", imho....
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damn foreigners..comming here taking our jobs and now our testicles ..where will it end ..HARRRRRUUUMMPPHH 
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19-04-2010, 20:44
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
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Dr Hourani, who studied at university in Jordan and is now practising in Jordan, also allegedly injected himself with a sedative while on duty at Fairfield hospital.
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Lets hope he stays in Jordan 
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
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ooh has jordan got a new fella
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19-04-2010, 20:55
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
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ooh has jordan got a new fella |
Yup - ME..... What can I say I like a challenge 
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19-04-2010, 20:56
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Yup - ME..... What can I say I like a challenge |
see you on telly then
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19-04-2010, 21:08
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
Let us hope that none of us meet some locum as poor as this one..I want to retain my rather more important appendages.Mind the way things are set up with GPs routinely using untested locums it all too likely. 
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19-04-2010, 21:38
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
Reminds me of the poor chap who had penis cancer, which was operated on successfully, except his foreskin had healed a bit tight.
He went under the knife to correct it, and the German (why is it always German doctors getting it wrong?) surgeon sliced his penis off.
It took them 2 years to get a court forced appology from the hospital.
I'm sorry, a patient comes in and has his penis removed when he shouldn't have, and the hospital didn't think they should appologise????
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22-04-2010, 02:40
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
Where on earth do people find these "cock and ball" stories?
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22-04-2010, 11:47
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
Did the surgeon get the sack? 
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22-04-2010, 15:51
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
Nope, just part of the contents....
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22-04-2010, 16:14
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
/me crosses legs and squirms uncomfortably in chair.
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22-04-2010, 18:39
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
Pffff..... We men have two, so even loosing one means we can still fire on one cylinder.  
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22-04-2010, 19:41
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
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Pffff..... We men have two, so even loosing one means we can still fire on one cylinder.
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Once you're down to one though, you have no spares!
Also, they didn't give any details about 'Patient A'.
He could be 87 years old or even awaiting full gender reassignment?
Sure, it could have been (much) worse, but it would be nice to be able to take it for granted that some drug crazed lunatic isn't going to hack one of your nuts off when you go in for some relatively minor surgery.
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23-04-2010, 03:27
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Re: Not as surprised as the patient was.....
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Once you're down to one though, you have no spares!
Also, they didn't give any details about 'Patient A'.
He could be 87 years old or even awaiting full gender reassignment?
Sure, it could have been (much) worse, but it would be nice to be able to take it for granted that some drug crazed lunatic isn't going to hack one of your nuts off when you go in for some relatively minor surgery.
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To be honest you'd think that would be a given.
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